Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is upon us! I had the joy of a visit to the Dental Hygienist, fortunately all was well after the hammer and chisel treatment! Now I have dug down and scrabbled about and somehow succeeded in finding more fun stuff - just for you!

Honesty is the best policy!

Basil F at his best!

Love the Cousins' slogans!
(Indian Hills is full of them - Google it!)

They married at the zoo! The bear is bemused!

Clever use of all the available space!

I am a jellyfish I am a jellyfish!

The Kardashians have competition!

Emma Thompson is Wonder Woman!

Exactly!

Very clever juxtaposition!

It says "Have a beautiful Weekend!

Thanks Klaus!










Albert Einstein seldom gave lectures, this rare one was in Philadelphia!

No! It isn't a severed finger! - It's a piece of ginger!

Just imagine looking down at that when you were over the eight!

Thanks Robert!










Very much alike!

Only needs a little "of"!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves











They're even driving on the wrong side of the road!

Patience is a virtue!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine, dry day with sunny spells, although a little cloudier into the afternoon. Feeling a little warmer with mostly light winds.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

The light is fading fast at 1925!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is edition 1955, which coincidentally is the year that I started at High School. Today we went into town, herself had a hairdo, I went to the Post, and we visited Asda (UK version of Walmart). Now once again I will use my best efforts to entertain with a little help from my friends!

Is that our baby?

More mayhem from QI !

Wow! That fly must have been whizzing along!

The Lord had a laugh!

Digging a hole!

We've all seen this, almost as bad as texting!

Hmmm! Could be true!

When the trouble started!

It says "Beware! After consuming yeast in these temperatures
don't immediately lie in the sun!

Thanks Klaus!











It says "Senior Surprise, contains Pacemaker Hearing aid, Viagra, and
Rent relief"!

Thanks again Klaus!











It says "Holiday pictures posted but Lady Prime Ministers!
The last........no words"!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










In the Kitchen!

Thanks Robert!










Boom Boom!

Thanks again Robert!










Oldie but goodie!

Could this be an alien abduction?

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Infinite Tiger!

Even cows have 9 lives!

Thanks Klaus for both!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a bright start to the day, cloud will increase through the morning. Most parts will stay dry with sunny spells though an isolated shower is possible.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day today but dry, with no wind. We are dog sitting for the next few days so we went for a walk. I was also detailed to go to the Post Office. last I had to re-arm and repack my lifejacket, which somehow inflated itself on board the boat. Now for more pictorial fun just for you! 








They are just big pussy cats after all! 

The word according to Bill!

Thanks Jackie!
















Yes! He's everywhere!

No not cheesecake - it's a rock!

Excellent and self explanatory book cover!

Endor meets Hodor
(You have to be a Trekkie / G.O.T fan to get this - I am not!)

Challenge for Mr Chameleon

One of those "Right place right time" pictures!

Hurricane preparation - No Kids........With Kids!

Three presidents!

Thanks Gloria










Jeff Bezos' office before Amazon took off!

One of the 90% looking for the keys!

This elderly chap waiting in line at the checkout, asked to be excused
to go to the toilet, but bought surprise flowers for his wife instead!

And so?

60's ski lift, note the security precautions!

That's one way of looking at it!

I am Possum and I dare you to pick up your mail!

Tramp Stamps!

Thanks Derek!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and often sunny. Feeling pleasant, locally warm by the afternoon with light winds. Then dry and increasingly chilly overnight, especially in rural spots with possible fog patches once again.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C

Wind: West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

 Our weather station at 1915

Dead Calm!

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a quiet day today. I walked early, it was nice by the sea, chatted with one of my old mates and we solved all the problems of the World. Now once more I have done a bit of dredging and found the following.........

Just give him a couple of years!

He works out the answer!
(I would like to know what language this is????)

Thanks Klaus!














This is a 6000 year old Boabab - human for scale!

In view of the fact that the lower ones are English Pythons - this is racist!

Cleverly done!

She was in an art exchange she sent paper sculptures, he sent a model of - her!

His dishwasher is possessed by demons!

Anti gravity tables - can you see how they did it?

I am not at all sure what they are celebrating!

VR!

This is in Milan - clever but is it art?

Seems like a plan!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

And this my friends is a spectrum!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










One way of taking a shower dearie!

Thanks again Klaus!










Gym for seagulls!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy through much of the day with occasional light rain. Drier, brighter conditions will arrive through the evening, as rain clears away. Much cooler than of late.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: North-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.