Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After dog walking by the sea, I did a few mundane chores. PM my iMac decided to refuse to boot, it took an hour or so to cajole it into activity! Now I have dug up a few bits and bobs while quite possibly may make you snigger a little bit!

Look, a happy childhood without the Internet!

Thanks Klaus!









The incomparable Bill Bailey "does" Metallica!

This cactus has died leaving only spines

She had drug problems, spent 5 years in jail, then studied for 6 years
and just graduated in law!

A most unusual purchase report!

I think this is B funny!

Gary Sinise - he of CSI fame has paid for 1000 kids to go to Disneyland for Christmas!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

Then and Now!

Thanks Klaus!










Michelle Pfeiffer is now 60!

Look at these faces, created by Nvidia Neuro-Network
None of them are real!

Meet the Okapi from Congo - a distant relative of the Giraffe!

Santa Noooooooooooo! - Oh! Hang on - he's cardboard!

German logic!

He has always been there!

Original!

I know many who would have liked to do this!

Michelle on Donald!

There's weird and then there's weirder!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry and cloudy start, but rain gradually spreading from the West, giving heavy bursts in places later. Windy, with a risk of coastal gales.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: South 22 mph, gusting 38 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a super day, blue sky all the way! Had to travel to Colchester to help my friend with his badly behaved computer, and pm visited elderly neighbour. Now I am scrapping around to find you a few more "Little Gems"

It seems like a long time ago!

Trigger - still great after all these years!

B/W

Why didn't I think of that!

Hmmm! Nice - but why????

Philosophical Question!

In the '50s too!

Serial!

Breathe in and see what happens........!

Thanks Robert!










Tonight's Caption Competition!

Canada! Oh! Canada!

Arrrr!

Thanks Paul!











You may well ask!

Thanks Pete!










It is called the flossing dance!

He's on TV here tonight!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and bright start with mist soon clearing to leave a dry day with sunny spells, though turning cloudier and breezier through the afternoon with rain arriving later.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: South 8 mph, gusting 22 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am posting early today as we have visitors for dinner tonight. It is the coldest day so far, 2c plus a strong SE wind making a raw chill. Now for once I haven't had to dig for fun stuff it has all come to me from my friends, for which thanks very much!

Murder!

Ha! I Love this!

Behind You!!!

Flatpack cake!

One's a rook and he's higher up the pecking order!

No I haven't but now you say it...........!

It's not always as it seems!

Could be me at a young age!

Thought for today!

Jingle bells Jingle bells!

Beware of Tibbles!

Understandable!

I thought that I had seen everything - but no! - A Death Star Bauble!!!

Thanks BBC Click!











No Secret!

Thanks Martin!










Now here's an idea! Fill Amazon boxes with rubbish
and leave them outside for the parcel robbers!

Well after 75 I hope!

Thanks Susi!











Nice, but the snow is a bit jerky!

Christmas is coming so Ruuuuuuuun!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry and mainly sunny with fog patches clearing. Feeling less cold with light winds. Sunshine becoming hazy during the afternoon with heavy rain spreading Eastwards after dark.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you have a Great Weekend! Sorry not so many pictures tonight! I had a case of sense of humour overload! If they're dirty but funny, that's OK if they're not funny it doesn't work for me! Enjoy anyway!

They queued for two hours, but the result was awkward!

Can you guess?

At the office Christmas party, there's always one!

At the office Christmas sweater day - 

I don't think she has any idea what this signifies!

A step too far!

Sound theory!

Poo bags must be in short supply!

His battery failed at a crossroads, traffic was whizzing past ignoring him, 

except this guy who towed him the the battery place. 

Nice to know there are still a few kind souls around!

In this pub there is a picture of the American war of Independence

brought up to date!

On the fourth day of Christmas..........!

Oh! Lord!

On their wedding list was a chopping board -

Her Dad did not disappoint!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Starting cold, then increasingly windy and cloudy. Rain moving in during the afternoon, sometimes heavy, then clearing Eastwards overnight into Sunday.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C

Wind: South-East 21 mph, gusting 40 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.