Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry - still no Broadband, but they now are allowing to use my phone for free until it's fixed. So here we go, hoping you will enjoy them!

At the pet shop yesterday he chose them!

A puzzle for you!

This snow sculpture is 117m long and 26m high at Kaliningrad!

No answer required!

Not really!

I think that Tibbles has cracked it!

How to avoid a speeding ticket!

No it hasn't landed! - Just a size comparison between a comet and LA!

Here's an entrepreneur!

How nice!

Don't wait!

Thanks Paul!











People are not all bad!

As they say, do one random act of kindness every day!

Good advice!

Well! That worked!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

The odd shower possible during the morning, otherwise after a dry and bright morning, cloud will thicken to bring to patchy light rain or drizzle towards evening.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry - still no Broadband, it was on, now it's off again and the mini hub that I was sent has failed too. So I am using my phone again, so short and sweet again! I hope it's OK!

The dog decides!

Would you do this?

Thanks Klaus!












Never give up!

One thing in which we are equal!

An old lady waiting for the bus draws a heart in the snow!

It says "Unbelievable how some people dress, Blue shoes do not go!"


 Thanks Klaus!










This one says "Mexico has now accepted the cost of the wall!"

Thanks again Klaus!










You're adopted!

Thanks Robert!










When she passed away, they found that Grandma still had
 the instruction book for her television!

Old Acquaintance!

Thanks Susi!








These gifs kindly sent by Klaus!

We are told an engineer is coming on Friday, we live in hope!


See you soon!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry Funnies are very limited tonight! I have no Broadband, BT sent me a mini hub to tide me over until it is fixed. That in turn died this evening. So I am doing this with my phone. Please accept the limitations. I will get back to normal as soon as I can!

Enjoy anyway!

Duck's revenge!

Thanks Rosemary!

Often seen!

Reasonable!

Dust!

Thanks Susi

 Oh! The clever Dutch!

Thanks Adrian!

The age of a tree is determined by it's rings, with an artificial one it's by how many layers of parcel tape are on the box!

Naughty boy!

Thanks Ann!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks David!

Now here's an idea!!!

Poor Paddy!

Thanks Geoff H!

Heteronyms!

The tree is raving too!

Mystique cosplay - Hmmm!

Look out!

Thanks Robert!

Epiphany!

Thanks Robert! 

Typical male!

Thanks again Robert!

Immigration in a nutshell!

Thanks Susi!

That's all Folks!

Thanks!

Hope to see you soon!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, First a quick walk on the seafront - it was cold! Next Aged neighbour to Colchester Hospital for a check up, then home. There is great excitement in the road today, the men are renewing all the gas pipes. Most exciting thing to happen here for 25 years! We are scheduled for next Wednesday, Now for more pictorial fun for your weekend.








1 year old and it's built in already!

Eric's Paper bag trick - very old!

Seen outside a Paediatric Clinic!

                                                         Yes this morning it was very cold!

Understandable!

Literal interpretation!

Mr Nelson I presume!

We always have the Ansafone on for the same reason!

Thug life! Ha!

Controversial - buuuuut!

His Dad at Chichen Iza, and 34 years later him at the same place!

I guess they must be friends!

This nice young chap stayed home on New Year's Eve with his sister!

Another Great Truth!

The IT guys will have their little bit of fun!

Sequel to last nights item on the burned out Krispy Kreme truck!

Today the new one had a police escort and the officer was at last consoled!!!

Minions frozen and bored!

All of a sudden things just went.......

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry and largely cloudy, feeling cold despite light winds. There may be a few bright or sunny spells at times, but these will tend to be short-lived once again.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.