Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, My man flu has not left me so I stayed indoors today. I spent some time writing up sailing logs for my boat blog, and now I am digging as usual for more material with which to entertain.

She looks high - but she isn't!

Jethro again!

Must be my spirit animal too!

Who writes this stuff???

Figuratively speaking this means "Sorry"!!!

Oh! Dear! The dog's been at the cake! - But wait, the dog is cake too!!!

That would be my wish too!

Dad with his two babies!

Tee Hee!

Cheap!

Thanks Jaini!










The dog's been having fun in the snow, - next stop Paris Fashion Week!

Liv Tyler at 41

Remember the famous Japanese painting of The Wave?
Here created in rice!

Yet more wisdom from the QI Elves











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry, but rather cloudy and cold with a few sunny spells at times. A few showers by the end of the day, wintry in places.

Maximum temperature: 2 deg C
Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was cold but bright, and after walking by the sea, we visited Colchester where we visited the supermarket for supplies. Once indoors, I have endeavoured to once again find sufficient fun stuff to keep you amused!

Yes! it is true!

Now here's a really cool headmaster!

Big softie!

This would be for me!

Mmmmmm!

Unfortunately this is not my boat!

Oh! Yes, and boils, remember them?

Nuff said!

Once upon a time!

Bet his name is Kevin!

Thanks Robert!

Chainsaw art!

Thanks again Robert!

Another great truth!

 Thanks again Robert!

Points to you sir! - And it stayed clean!

Vampire snowman?

You may be fooled!

This is amazing! His Mum has a 3D printed cast that she can even shower in!

Bet you didn't know that he could do that!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Lingering rain and snow soon clearing with icy stretches possible early on, but otherwise bright with plenty of sunny spells, joined by scattered wintry showers into the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C
Wind: South 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we missed you yesterday, but we had a great night out with old friends, and it was very late when we returned. I will therefore try to make amends today! I went to check on the boat this morning and it was freezing, - I didn't stay long! Now for more fun stuff.

Possibly suicide!

Thanks Matt C!








Would that it was always thus! I would take up singing!

Seen at a funeral service!

Love auctions!

They made him a little camp, but this was the side effect!

The light on the drag track goes green, you apply the 10,000 horsepower
your tyre looks like this!

Was his name Baaasil?

The way they were in 1989!
Michelle, please try and unseat the Monster at the next election?

How unfortunate!

Neighbours!

They keep coming!

You don't always get what you wish for!

Not what you think! - Just daubs of paint!

Still too many guns in America!

Anti Brexit explained!

This is an old Brezhnev joke - but it still works here!

Thanks Robert!










Not an alien mother ship - just a stadium in the fog!

They keep coming 2!

Thanks again Robert!









I wonder what they just saw!

Hell! I just love pancakes!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A largely cloudy morning is expected across Essex. Some sunny spells developing, but staying rather cold with a strengthening breeze.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: South 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We stayed in trying to kill off our colds, however I needed to go out pm to rescue a friend with a badly behaved computer. Mission accomplished.

Now back in the warm I am struggling to find enough material, thanks friends who helped as ever!

He's already getting some stick!

Thanks Robert!










Jeremy holds forth on Jag drivers!

This doesn't work for us as we drive on the other side of the road
but we get the point!

One collects rubbish the other talks it!

Now here's an is an idea!

Twat's the word!

 Thanks Jamie!










I wouldn't want him on my pub quiz team!

I don't like tattoos, but this is genius!

Phil the Greek is not moved by recent events!

Thanks Robert!














Hmmm it does figure!

Thanks again Robert!












More fake news!

Special offer - anyone?

Revenge is sweet!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








Errant scary taco!

Drifting explained!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cold and rather cloudy with hill fog persisting in places. Rain or sleet likely, perhaps briefly falling as snow over the highest parts of Essex, but gradually easing.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.