Your Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was dull but dry today. Great excitement because our new (ish) car was due to arrive. It eventually turned up at just after 2pm. I said it looks like a hearse - so quick as a wink - Helen said "Then we shall call it Damian"......you have to be English to get that!

Please enjoy tonight's efforts!

Morphing the wonderful Audrey!

Corny! But still a bit funny!

Police are searching for a van, believed to be involved in a Giraffe kidnap!

70 years later!

My instinct is to do this, but I force myself not to!

Subtle graffiti!

Carry him off!

Autumn honey v/s Summer honey (from the same bees)!

His species is Ayam Samami, he is completely black, including his organs and bones!

Nothing to say here!

During and after the bath!

Coarse or Common!

Lucille Ball in the 1930s

This scruffy Heinz 57, loves to drive with his Dad!

Part Scottish part German - that looks about right!

That moment when the boss leaves the office!

Madam! That's not very ladylike!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Bright or sunny spells and scattered blustery showers. The showers most likely during the afternoon. Strong winds gradually easing later and feeling a little colder.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another drizzly sort of day so I cowered inside. Reinstalled a computer for a friend, and when it cleared up we shopped for stores. Now indoors where it is more comfortable, I have dug up just a few more bits and bobs which hopefully will entertain.

Cobweb after the vortex

Steve Coogan on Ronnie Corbett and others.

He said it reminded him of being in the bath! -
One can always dream!

True - sad but true!

Bluff called!

Various views of a glass of water!

Noisy little beggar!

Bwaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Lodgers?

Thanks Ann!















Now that's Marketing!

Thanks again Ann!












Not a carrot! It really is a lemon!

Aww! Don't tell her!

Little smartass!

Thanks Robert!













We do try!

Thanks Again Robert!












It was an unconventional wedding - so the bride invited her friends to wear their dresses too!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy throughout with rain at times, perhaps some late bright spells developing in Western districts. Cloudy overnight with further rain into Thursday, heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks to you all for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was wet wet wet all day. I didn't venture out until PM, helped a friend upgrade his RAM, and shot to the Post Office. Now having dried out I will try to concoct a little melange of pictorial fun - just for you!

Ah! Socks!

Morphing Elizabeth Taylor

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Think you're a coral reef then?

Nothing - I'm from the UK - but we're just embarrassed!

Remember him? - Happy times!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Nothing if not inventive!

This took a minute!

They do know!

Now see here!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Gloria!











Love this!

Big bully!

Thanks Robert!











Do not under any circumstances leave a message on the cake decorator's voice mail!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early fog patches could be slow to clear with bright or sunny spells following. Cloud then increasing with strengthening winds and outbreaks of rain spreading Eastwards later.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bright shiny day today, I walked along the seafront, the North wind was a bit eye watering. Went out to help a friend with his computer, then back into the warm. Now it is time once again to do my best to entertain!









This vet has a special dog helper who comforts the 
patients when they are feeling poorly

Peter Kay on the Late Show

Agreed!

Been there!

That's me! I was Dad's War Effort!

Course you can dearie!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Ann!












Yes Tigers have striped skin too!

Paddy again!

Thanks Geoff H!











Didn't think out the logistics!

When he qualified as a welder - this was his masterpiece!

Wot? No toast!

Understandable!

 Thanks Robert!

Thanks again Robert!










Philosophical thought for tonight!

Thanks yet again Robert!












Likened unto the printer!

This is the Wrap round spider - crafty little devil!

No you're not!

What did he say?

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early rain and strong winds easing away, but likely persisting along the Essex coast, perhaps heavy at times. Whilst less cold than recent days, feeling chilly where rain persists.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.