Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is edition number 2100! I sometimes wonder how much longer I will be able to keep it going, we shall see. Spent the morning taking out old neighbour's gas cooker to the dump with the help of son Matt - it nearly killed me and I am now creeping about like a penguin! Here are your funnies!

Nothing to say!

Thanks Klaus!













Have you heard the one about..............!

Pranks on Uncle!

Heavy metal!

During the thunderstorm he was found in the cupboard with his friend for support!

Not sure who won!

Her Maj at Eighteen

These bears seem to be about to disco dance!

He snored so loudly he woke himself, so he wrapped a scarf round his head,
and from then just made a low growling sound!

Now in Thailand if you decide to have a Kin Jong Un or a Trump haircut  - it's free!

Despite my despair it seems that kindness is not totally dead!

I don't know who wrote this, but in UK we cannot understand a word!!!

Well, the sky is blue and there's a palm tree so I guess it's good to be alive!

His flight left over an hour ago!

Hey you! - Hand over your drugs!

The birthday boys get - cupcakes!

Whose a clever boy then?

I found this so clever, these portraits of faces are totally created by AI !

Go Here

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and becoming mild with spells of sunshine. Dry with clear spells overnight, some dense fog patches by Friday morning.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a quick visit to town and the Health Centre, I did a few chores, (peace on the home front)... now I have selected the best of the bunch for your amusement tonight!

Nibbling an engine?

Back seat driver!

Thanks Derek!

 Maybe they're sending you some business!

Please Dad don't flush!

Pious git! - Hogging the middle lane is an offense!

Message from the IT Crowd!

Never ! I said never!

Thanks Ann!













Uncle is learning Photoshop - his first effort!

On the boarder in Mexico!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Best Photobomb ever!

Seen in a doctor's waiting room!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

How Mrs May earned the title "The Submarine"!!!

He turned it off and turned it on again - still didn't work!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday 

Dry and bright with spells of sunshine developing throughout the day. Mild with a brisk South-Westerly breeze. Dry overnight, though turning chilly inland.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started misty, and then dull and cloudy, but not cold. We waited in for a car to be collected, and yes - he came at 5pm! Day not totally wasted, because I spent quite a while trawling for pictures - just for you!

Love Pugs!

Don't say black!!!

Now that is a cool signature!

There are some times when cosplay doesn't quite work right!

I don't like tatts, but this is clever......
and didn't Curiosity do well!

The Amish have different "Stop" signs!

Getting ready for a date!

Another Great Truth!

Too true to be funny!

This could be me!

What happened?

Yes he should be scared!

Did you guess who it is? - Yes a 3 year old Barak and his Mum!

Beer o'clock!

There is humour even on the darkest subjects!

Spring is just round the corner - even in the mountains!

Sorry this is rather small but it's worth a read!

Believe it or not these are grave stones in Iraq

Boom Boom!

Ask me a question - any question!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves












Marilyn seems to find it amusing!

OK - I'll wait!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A brighter day with sunshine after a chilly start. Brightest during the morning, with the sunshine perhaps turning hazy later as high cloud spreads in on the developing breeze.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, dog to the beach, home lazy day in which to psych myself up for tonight's effort at pictorial fun - just for you!

Not sure what's happening, but there's a cat in a bag!

How many Presidents?

They wanted a nice Valentines picture - the cat had other ideas!

Signal damn you!

Now I'm confused!

A precise summation of some deliverers!

Hmmmm!

Moving memorial!

Robert sent the rest of the pictures today - 
for which many thanks Robert!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Generally cloudy, although perhaps locally bright for a time at first. Intermittent rain or drizzle is likely at times, more especially later. Continuing mild with brisk South-Westerly winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.