Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning it rained so a walk wasn't a choice, so I did computer stuff until midday, when the sun came out and I got my walk in. Visited aged neighbour and now it is time once again for me to make attempts to amuse my many Internet friends!

Who knew it would end like this!

A high definition animation...

Crime definitely doesn't pay!

I am not going to say anything!

Moving out are we???

Cats Ha!

This took a minute!

Yup hate it!

Modernising in Hell!

Thanks Ann!











I don't even try!

So it begins!

Thanks Geoff!











A Pictish problem!

Thanks Jamie!










Oldie but goodie!

So now we were full speed ahead of our own course!



Thanks Robert (NL)

 Brabant's weather station;

 # string dry = sunny

 # string wet = rain

 # string swings = windy

 # string white = snow

 # string rigid = frost

 # string gone = stolen

Thanks again Robert!










Yup Fountain pen refills!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Deodorant check!

Would you look at her!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry day with plenty of sunshine, though hazy at times. Quite breezy in the morning, but lighter winds during the afternoon. Colder than the weekend.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started overcast and windy, there were many runners on the promenade this morning, so I kept a low profile and kept on the grass. Then the sun came out and it was a really nice day. We did a minimal shop and I am now doing this early as we are out visiting friends tonight.

please enjoy!

I can't think why!!!

A clever little cartoon!

This took a minute - mini street art!

Logical retort!

It's there for appearance only!

Not in my bed!!!

Smile then!

Meet Mr and Mrs Vader!

Bwaaaaaaaa!

I am totally unsure which part goes where!

Yes beer can do that!

Thanks Gloria!











Don't get me started, I am becoming a Grammar Nazi!!!

He thinks he's human!

The Apocalypse is nigh!

Don't mess with him!

Funny removal van!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will be a cloudy start with rain easing through the morning. The afternoon will be dry with sunny spells breaking through. Another breezy and mild day.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 19 mph, gusting 34 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I spent an enjoyable morning at the IT group, helping folk with their computer issues. Indoors PM after a walk on the very windy promenade. Now for more pictorial gems, with a little help from my friends!

Diet is a four letter word!

Some may laugh, but growing old myself - I think they're great!

Thanks Klaus!














Oooh! Er!

She might spoil your tan!

I need one!

Similarly, did you see the clip of a couple of kids trying to use a dial telephone?

In most places this is illegal - apparently not for Jack!

Off his face!

I think we've all done this!

That is really mean!

Who is eating my porridge???

Thanks Gloria!











Boom Boom!

Thanks again Gloria!












Deliberate off put!

From 2020, shock images on petrol pumps are mandatory!



Thanks again Klaus!












I do believe some people are trying to rewrite history!

Jamie!










Tibbles goes for the Grand Slam!

We may end up in Guantanamo for this!!!

Carbs are bad news!

Picard is mad!

Thanks Susi!










Know the feeling!

Mine's Bigger than Yours!

Thanks Derek!









We usually blame the dog!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloud and outbreaks of rain spreading Eastwards during the morning, heavy at times. Rain clearing from mid-afternoon allowing sunny spells to develop. Becoming windy, particularly along the coastline.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in Clacton, for an induction lecture. It was very interesting but I was rather tired when I arrived home. Today pictures were in short supply so I have added extra video clips.









I thought I was old but...........!

Exciting Technology!

Thanks Gloria!










He wasn't expecting that!

Thanks Klaus!









Never saw anything like it!!!

Thanks again Klaus!










Same packaging 8% less!!!

Right! And then some!

Unfortunate!

A crazy friend, everyone has one of them!

Thanks Klaus!











That's OK then!

Thanks Jackie!











When you've had a bad day, and someone says something nice to you!

Thanks again Klaus!









Now for the Lads a few Bawdy ones -
Sorry ladies!!!











Whoops fancy dress fail!

Nice but why? Especially by the chiller cabinets!

He just had to do it didn't he?

Er! Nothing to say about this!

Inappropriate juxtaposition!

OK how about vibrator racing?

Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Sticky Prank!

Inflatable radio controlled fish!

You just know what's going to happen!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cloudy start with rain spreading Eastwards to affect all areas, mainly during the afternoon. Becoming windy, especially along the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.