Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After my usual walk as it was a nice morning I pottered in the garden. PM I had a cry for help from an elderly friend who lives in the country. had to bring her machine home as it had viruses. Now I have been scrapping round to find a goodly number of fun pics just for you!

I am watching you!

This is totally crazy!!!

Thanks Klaus!















Weird party!

You need to be old to get this!

We learned them off by heart, and I still used them every day!

Ultimate deterrent!

I can smell the fear!

The male menopause is not a myth!

Thanks Ann!










Boom Boom!

Thanks Gloria!











Resin icicles on a tree!
(I am badly allergic to this stuff!)

Ha Ha!

Thanks Jamie!










Too many guns in America!

Long delays on the Piccadilly line!

Thanks Robert!










Yup lightning fast!

Thanks again Robert!










Susi's Joke

Thanks Susi!










Even a flooded kitchen can be fun!

If you do not but succeed, try try try again!

Thanks Klaus!










Running away with the treats!

Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry morning with patchy overnight frost and fog soon clearing. Bright with sunny spells, but increasingly cloudy into the afternoon with winds increasing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was bright and crisp. Roxy (the dog) and myself walked by the sea and met several canine friends. I then went to the boat to make sure that it hadn't blown away - it hadn't. PM another dog walk, and later Son and Daughter in Law arrived to collect said dog and we finished with fish and chips. All in all my kind of day! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!







Sniff - Sniff!

There are Pole Dancers, and then there are 

POLE DANCERS!!!

Thanks Klaus!













Just love the Cousins' slogans!

Do do do do  Do do do do!

..........and then you need to send it back!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Chris!










Very Rare Lobster!

Bicolour iris!

Diversity of colour!

A cat on a cat!

Sorry - still no unicorns!

I wouldn't want to go far on this!

It's all natural!

Hmmm! Mildly Erotic!

Thanks Gloria!










Clever thief deterrent! Look closely!

Thanks Jamie!










Bwaaaaaagh!

Thanks Janet!
















Hope is what makes us live!


 Thanks Maria!










Coping with Millennials!

Thanks Robert!











I see irony here!

Thanks Stuart! 

 It is possible that I am banned in Russia!

After this I certainly will be!!!

Thanks Klaus!














This Labrador thinks that he is a Porsche!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any early fog slowly clearing, otherwise another dry and settled day after a cold start. Some sunny spells and winds remaining light.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 4 mph, gusting 10 mph
Thanks Essexweather .com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not the best of days. Having walked the dog, I went the funeral of a friend. The wake afterwards was good in as much as I met many friends and folk that I hadn't see since school, which lightened the mood. Now once again I am scratching around for pictures that are funny - at least to me!

At last Sly has dispensed with the hair dye!

Silly - but my kind of silliness!

I enjoy them - but they are all the same!

Too many guns in America - but a Camo skirt - Ha Ha Ha!

Oh! He's gone - Oh! There he is!

Very appropriate!

Thanks Gloria!











The look on the face of the driver delivering people from Wuhan -
especially as the other guy has a full suit on!!!

Oh! Yes He Did!!!

Thanks Robert!










Tonight's Great Truth!

The cop is having a word........!

As my French friend says "Tout le Monde est au Balcon"
It's crowded on the balcony!

I suspect this chap may be a vegan!

Novel bed cover!

She is not amused!

He's trying hard!

The Emperor Hadrian - and a complete Emperor Hadrian!

That's a bit  misogynistic !

For the boys - a few German Nurses!!!

Thanks Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Starting cold with light winds and sunny spells once mist and freezing fog patches have cleared. Sunshine perhaps more hazy later.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: South-West 4 mph, gusting 10 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the new week

Dear Family and Friends, I had to be out early this morning, car being serviced in Colchester at 0800! To my surprise they cleaned it too! Next was shopping for elderly neighbour, and now I am scratching around for more laughing gear with which to entertain!

Waaay! A laugh!

Thanks Klaus!






Can a duck be kind? Yes she can!

Thanks again Klaus!
















Those Romans!

It was the dog!

Another Great Truth!

Good news bees have made a nest behind the wall socket
The bad news - the ants have found it!

Tap Tap Tap Tap!

Thanks Derek!










New EU norm - energy saving plug 2020 choice!

Thanks Klaus!











Chauvinism rules!

Thanks Gloria!









You wait till she gets you home!!!

We have no bell, but when you press here - we will hear you!

Unbelievable! That's made from Lego!

Meanwhile at Hogwarts!

I think that should read Daemon!

What did you say???

The expectation vs the reality!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!










Jules - This is for you!

Thanks again Klaus!













Unpleasant surprise!

Thanks yet again Klaus!










More Wisdom from the QI Elves











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Most places will see a dry start with bright or sunny spells. Through the afternoon, it will becoming increasingly cloudy and windy with a few showers.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-West 19 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for our old blog!


Cheers!


Richard.