Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was cloudy, but it didn't rain for a change! I walked  as normal and then we had a visit to a garden centre. Now once again with the help of my loyal friends I have just managed to build up enough fun stuff to publish - so here we go!

Horse Laugh!

The duped husband!

Thanks Klaus!











Worth a million!

Good advice!

And most are related to one another!

I love the Cousins' slogans - but this one????

Cle - ver!!!

Mr Cook my geography teacher could hit me with great accuracy
 even when I was in the back row!

Something my old Dad would say!

Thanks Jamie!










Amen to that!

Neat!

Lady luck was smiling!

Hmm! Not nice!

OK it's budgies riding ponies...........!

Virus protection reaches a new level!

Special pavement art!!!

Tout le Monde est au Balcon!

I am guessing that this is a baseball bat factory........?

New challenge!

Venus v/s Mars!

How appropriate!

Innocent mistake!

Thanks Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rain clearing early morning to become dry and largely sunny, though breezy. Patchy cloud developing during the afternoon with showers spreading Eastwards late evening.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 19 mph, gusting 35 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was sunny when I walked to the beach this morning, but the wind was still cold. Later we took our 94 year old neighbour to the supermarket, where there was no evidence of panic buying. Pm I helped an old friend with his iPad, and also we watched crime TV, and now I am about to try and produce another special edition - just for you!

Oooh!

That will teach you!

Thanks Klaus!












OK - Now put it down!

Kaboooom!

Me too!

Garda = Police in the Republic of Ireland!

Busman's Holiday!

It does doesn't it!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Ann!










Hmmm!

Thanks Derek!










Doesn't seem bothered!

Thanks Jaini!










When the paper is in short supply!!!

Thanks again Jaini!











When he broke the handle it looked a bit miffed!

Thanks Jamie!












Philosophical thought for the day!

Thanks John!











Sign for the times1

Thanks Paul!











All of our age group feel like this!

Thanks Rosemary!










More Wisdom from the QI Elves










I bet that did sting!!

Thanks again Klaus!

They learn very young!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Staying cloudy with further patchy rain likely. The rain may become more persistent for a time again through the evening. Strong winds continue, but very mild.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 43 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked to the sea, weather was warm, 10c. Then we visited the freezer shop (Not panic buying you understand!), just to top up our freezer. Then home to crime TV pm. Now I have scraped together a few offerings for your amusement. I very much hope you will enjoy them!

Meet The Mountain!

More Pepper Sir?
(In German but no translation necessary!)

Thanks Derek!













Cleaning!

Thanks Ann!










Yes! That's Life!

Thanks Robert!











Topiary at it's best

Just a banana car!

Wrong! They grow pointing upwards!!!

Not much to say here!

Muscle man!

Yes! very amusing, but I am wondering about resale value!

I guess before Corvid19!

Colouring in!

Oh! Lord! - They can breed and vote!!!

Trainee Hooligan!

When do they start bouncing???

Dads do that sort of stuff!

More advice on the Corona virus!

Thanks again Derek!












Harwich Weather for Monday

Mostly dry with bright or sunny spells. Cloud thickening from the West later with heavy rain by the evening and strengthening winds

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.