Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Showers - heavy ones - it was flooded at the end of our road! Home now and ready to dig up a few more humourous antiquities...

It is raining the tennis is halted - what to do?

Land a big transport plane on a cabbage patch?

Russians - sense of humour? Well yes actually!

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The years go rolling by!

How did he get up there?

Want a Hero? I'll show you a hero!

Happy Birthday Sir Nicholas!

Weird abandonned places Gulliver World

Scary Girl is back!

Ephemera!

Always one!

Dog minder

Secret weapon!

Profound thoughts...

Italy chooses a new Minister

Jokes for today

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thomas's Joke

Thanks Guys!

Lithuanian Joke

-Kodel japonija tokia protinga salis?

-nes joje nera blondinu..

-Why is Japan such a sensible country?

-because it has no blondes.

This is charming!

Harwich weather for Wednesday

Rain tending to ease mid-morning allowing brighter conditions to break through. Any sunshine is expected to be limited once again and it will feel rather cool as winds return to a North-Westerly direction. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, After earning my salt with some little household chores, I now have the consent of the Domestic Goddess to do my Funny blog......as per below...

Cle-ver

Thanks Lihi ! (Israel)

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English is tough!

Dear Lord!......

I want one!

One of the coolest dudes on the planet

Otter!

That's me!

(It's a lie - I never was!)

Wrong - they do!

Mona? Is that you?

The history of the Pop Tart!

Once a KGB man always a KGB man!

A friend is sending Lithuanian Jokes - 
as an experiment here's one...

Nusipirko žmogus mašiną. Ir, kad jos niekas nepavogtų jis padėjo lapelį su užrašu "NEVOK" : Arnold Schwarzenegger . Kitą dieną žmogus neberado savo mašinos, o šalimais gulėjo lapelis "PAGAUK" : Michael Schumacher.

translated means...

A man bought a machine. And so that no one would steal it, he left a note on it saying "DO NOT STEAL": Arnold Schwarzenegger". The next day the machine was gone, next to where the machine had stood lay a note "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN": Michael Schumacher.

 Thanks Rita!

More wisdom from the QI Elves

Meet Chloe Bruce - nuff said

Thanks Timo ! (Germany)

Harwich Weather for Monday

Bank Holiday Monday Most places start dry with some bright or sunny conditions. Showers are expected to arrive from the South and East late morning, perhaps becoming heavier and merging into longer spells of rain late in the day. Still rather warm, especially in any lengthy sunshine. Light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 4.51 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sunshine and showers are the order of the day today, to lift my mood I looked at some funny stuff and saved it just for you!...

I would like to do this one day!

It is so long ago I hardly remember this...PS I am not a dog

Know what the World Wide Web is? It's a bit long but worth a look!

Er... maybe now is the time to get out of here!

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Meet my new delivery.... :-)

I think that they mean business!

I is a sloth!

Nothing like pure ice cold stream water!

Press the button and what have you got?

It's Portuguese but you will understand...

Thanks Carolina (Brazil)

Yes and you cannot remove this from Windows!

Yes it does say "Knob Heads"

Thanks Prof Brian Cox via Twitter

Photos through the ages

Great Driver

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another animation

Morgan Freeman does Helium!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A mostly dry and bright day with lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Only the small risk of a afternoon shower passing through on a light to moderate Southerly breeze. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.52 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, What a day! This AM - to the Healthfood shop followed by Tesco where we had to return a garment that still had a security tag on it......such fun! Now for more serious business....Funny Stuff!

How rich is Bill Gates?.....Seriously!

OK so you know the iPhone ringtones - orchestrate them and you get this

Top of my Bucket list is New Zealand - here's a nice timelapse...

Chocolate surprise

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Not sure what's going on but I think I get your drift dearie!

When I was little I had a very beaten up pre war pedal car bought in auction 

for 10 shillings - what did your's cost???

Farmer wedding - nice!

I am going to kill it!

Ha Ha Ha !

I just love this one......

Typical cheesy headline!

Banksy doing Big Brother!

Another cheesy headline - must be the Daily Star!

Pushy parents take note!

Jokes

Thomas's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Thanks guys!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely cloudy skies to start the Bank Holiday Weekend with only limited bright spells expected. Showery rain through the early morning, occasionally heavy before clearing to sunshine and thundery showers. Feeling cooler in a strengthening breeze. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-11 mm | Sunrise: 4.53 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had 40mm rain in the last 24 hours.....moist I think is the word! Now I ferretted and fumbled and at last came up with - this lot!

Please enjoy!

They call it a watch I think it's called an orrery...

You could call this "Whittle while you work!"

A baby sings and plays the blues!

"It is a sad trait of human nature that we laugh at other people's misfortune"

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Nobody on the planet is as cool as this guy!

Fishy hotel - just got to be Japan!

A very long fox cub!

Something is slightly amiss here...

Er not much to say here!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Safety message!

Thanks Robert 

Prehistoric!

Thanks Robert - again!

Get rid of 'em and more will appear!

Can't guess who?

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Spoilsport!

Harwich weather for Friday

Starting dry with some bright or sunny intervals, however scattered showers will develop by afternoon. Remaining warm in light South to South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Thanks to you we just passed 74,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.