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Monday, 25 February 2019

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, I had some weirdness today, I was expecting to have a procedure on my left thumb. having arrived at the hospital, I saw a second consultant who said that yes I will have an operation, and his secretary will be in touch. So having psyched myself up, I am now a trifle deflated! Never mind, I must concentrate on tonight's challenge!











Tibbles was put on a diet - the result is purrfect!!!















The Great Bill Bailey!

















See you!













Really???














Maybe time to throw this out of the fridge!













Scarlett Johansson has gone Goth!














Chaps, maybe we should pack up there's a little shower on the way!














Not clever - but there again clever!














Mary was thrown out by her family for marrying, but now 65 years later!!!!!












Discount for well behaved kids! - Now there's a plan!












His Girlfriend asked him to photo her in the bath! - It didn't turn out as he expected!













Typical car salesmen!












Yes they really did that!












Just a matter of interpretation!


Thanks Susi!











I know that's a Croc - sorry I don't understand this one!













Freudian slip!












Amazing curved spine surgery!














I am not sexist this could have been a man - but hey!


Thanks Klaus!













BTW for my Boaty Friends Harwich Haven Authority
are showing live video feeds of the harbour



You can see them here










Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Early mist and fog patches will clear. Staying dry and feeling pleasant again by midday with good sunny spells and light winds, but somewhat fresher along the coast and beaches.
Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





Sunday, 24 February 2019

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We're publishing early today, as we will shortly be going to our Daughter - in - law's birthday. This morning I visited the boat, all was well. Now I am collecting a few of the latest fun pictures for your amusement, enjoy!








If you are depressed, buy a mad cat and he will cheer you up!













Now you have to be really old to remember this chap!















Lightning strike on a golf course!















Honey badgers are the most savage animal on Earth
(Apart from man of course!)













Fake!













Don't blink!















Blunt, to the point an probably true!














Another Great Truth!












Clever, but how can he see where he's going?












We've all been here!














Hmmm! A bit sinister this!














More snow fun!














Willy hit it on the head!












This took a moment!















"Hit it Chewy" - I think I know where this is going!














I can see the logic of this!!!















Grand Bretagne - Null Points!
Soon be Eurovision again!













He's dead Jim!












Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and mild start to the new week with lengthy spells of sunshine. Feeling fresher along the coast, but rather warm inland.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 23 February 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day! maybe it will snow in July! Spent the day fixing my weather camera, which had refused to work since being moved - I beat it into submission! Now for more hopefully funny pictures!










Their reactions are just like ours!













I can only assume they broke adrift - they seem to be unmanned!



Thanks Geoff!













Nice try!












The Architect is a perv!














Welcome to our world!















Indeed!












Love the Cousins' slogans!













Livin the dream!














Still loving them!













Oldie but goodie!













Insults!













Deceased obviously!












Now I have to say I think they're over egging our friend Vlad!













They saved this dog from a lake in Estonia and took him to the vet -
only to learn that he was a wolf!















Bit of a muddle eh Tibbles???


Thanks Robert!












Another truth!












Self inflicted wound!












Now this is either a very big dog or a very tiny girl!















There is still a little kindness in the world!














Those immigrants!











More Wisdom from the QI Elves












Oh! So Young!













Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry and bright day with lengthy spells of sunshine once early mist and fog clears. Feeling rather mild in the afternoon sunshine.
Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




As you can see from my resurrected weather cam - it was sunny and warm today!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.