Funnies for Bank Holiday Monday

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot again, so after my walk, and becoming very warm, I cowered over a fan for most of the day. Now it's cooler I can concentrate on amusing all of you!

Oh! Dear!

A display of a new type of fireworks from Japan

Thanks Gloria!













No, call me unkind but I wold start the engine!

In Germany the law is that in a jam, traffic must pull to the sides to
permit emergency vehicles to get through! We need this law too!

Every anniversary, they dress in their wedding clothes and go to the pub - this is their 15th year!

Me too chaps!

Another Great Truth!

I can't think!

Cologne perhaps?

Ha Ha Ha!

Cameron Diaz when she had black hair!

High Impact Conservation poster!

Having a Whale of a time!

I am afraid I look a bit like this!

I wasn't sure where this was going!!!!

Love it!

It's Lynching time!!!

Thanks Klaus!










He just loves sirens!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another hot and largely sunny day, especially inland. A little cloudier during the late evening with the odd shower possible, however most places remaining dry.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot here (for us). Walking by the sea was like an oven, with no wind! So we spent most of the day sitting in front of a fan. Now it's cooling down so I will now have a go at finding more fun stuff - just for you!

Do I look like my shell's a sombrero?

This is rather slow to start - but it's worth waiting for!
PS I love steel bands!

Most probably potholes!

Hmmm!

We didn't have nuns but our teachers were just the same!

Miracle that they accepted you!

Sorry but I agree with this in principle!

Cle- ver!

I hardly dare post this!!!!!

Ha Ha - Clever Swedes!

Cry Flat Earthers - NASA says......................!

Amazing Saw Edge Butterfly from India!

This is the underside of Jupiter that we normally never see - photographed by spacecraft Juno!

D.I.M !

Funny - but poignant at this time!

Thanks Robert!













Thinks he's hacked by fake Facebook scam!

Hey - put your specs on Britney!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Any early mist or low cloud will be short-lived leaving another dry, hot day with long sunny spells and light winds.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea this morning, it was hot! The Harwich runners were suffering - as was I!

So after a few jobs in the garage, I retreated into the fan cooled living room, where I stayed. Now I will do my best to amuse with some more of the latest fun stuff.

Her first day at school - before and after! 
I'm sure she had a great time!!!

In Finland these ladies sing Polka!

My blanket! My Blanket!!!

Now that's targeted advertising par excellence!

No Boys! - It's just to face!

The magic of gravity!

Poo Imoji Cake!!!

Self interest!

I think you're a bit p*ssed off!

Meet the Fennec fox - those ears are to keep him cool in the desert!

For Petrolheads everywhere - this is for you!

Thanks Geoff!











I sense a touch of irony here!

Oh! Yes - that's me!

Thanks Rosemary!










This Hulk statue is made from scrap metal!

She would get up and sneak down and play Nintendo - she's somebody's Grandma now!!!

Anyone got a fag???

And now Tibbles will show you a trick
-er Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry with long sunny periods, after any initial patchy mist or fog soon disperses. Becoming very warm or hot, although light onshore breezes will keep coastal areas slightly cooler.

Maximum temperature: 31 deg C
Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was great today! A fine sunny one with light winds, so we planned a boat trip. We did 16 miles, and had a super time! Now I am again trying to dig up enough fun pictures for the blog - so here goes!

Meet Clark, he has to be removed from his carrier
 when he goes through security!

Aww! Just animals doing cute stuff!

Thanks Klaus!













Yes - been there!

Fake! - But still funny!

A puzzle that we shall never know!

Where did the legend of dragons start - maybe this chap. He's an Armadillo girdled lizard!

I see irony here!

Thanks Bea!












Me too!

Thanks Chris!















Fancy meeting these two up a dark alley?

Economy class in the'50s! - More like Business class now!

Being silly is essential!

Thanks Jamie!











She says that to all the boys!

Thanks again Jamie!










That's right Boris!

Thanks John!










Marisa Tomei is  now 52!  I have no idea who she is - but hey!

Donald went out and bought Poundland - he thought that it was Poland!

Sikh Humour!

20 years on - nothing has changed!

He thinks that he's the "Chosen One"!

Or perhaps it's actually her?

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any mist or fog quickly clearing, then fine, dry and sunny. Becoming very warm, hot in places.

Maximum temperature: 28 deg C

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.