Dear Family and Friends, It rained today - it is still raining 11mm since dawn! Never mind it's OK in here so I will do my best as usual to amuse...

Dear Family and Friends,  It rained today - it is still raining 11mm since dawn! Never mind it's OK in here so I will do my best as usual to amuse...

We had juggling otters - now a beaver chewing a stick of celery

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 Health and Safety - where are you ???

Yup - No reason

To avoid package injuries - use scissors.......

 I cannot 

Now here we have er...........

How about a transparent Kayak - but why???

Anyone for Quiddich? - Oh and I think he's going to miss the pool!

Yes just chuck 'em in the blender!

It's a flood, but we don't care we're drunk and we've got guns...

Romantic soiree..

Love the Cousin's slogans

He won't turn you down

Mmmm! tasty!

Sorry no jokes but more clips...

The locals get a bit fed up.....

"Dilly" loves his bath

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Tuesday Rain will persist across the district during the morning and only slowly clear during the afternoon. Brighter conditions should develop by evening with spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-8 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.00 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day in sunny Harwich. I hope that you all will enjoy the stuff that I and my friends have found - just for you!

Here's a Flashmob with a recycling twist!

In Germany they do it big! - Blowing up a bridge

Take Phantom Jet, a concrete wall an Poof!

More silliness, Motocross with Playmobil

Maybe I am being thick - but isn't that what anchors are supposed to do???

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All I can say is - neat!

So wrong...

A bird in the hand........

Thanks Derek!

Somebody's idea of paradise - a naked girl rolling in a sea of coke!

People of Walmart again

The Cousins love their slogans - again!

I have no idea what's going on here - but she seems to be enjoying herself!

Inappropriate ~ I say!

More ad placement fail!

Off we go to walmart!

Derek's Joke

This also from Derek

Thanks as always!

Harwich Weather for Monday!

Typical !!!

Bank Holiday Monday Outbreaks of rain, heavy at times, will soon spread North-Eastwards across the district through the morning accompanied by strengthening winds. Perhaps some drier, brighter before dusk. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 8-14 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.58 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cold early this morning, and the weatherman says frost tonight! I doubt if we will get it as we are close to the relatively warm sea. Here are your latest bits and bobs...

After a very long absence - He's back!






Hailstorm in Melbourne


Love steam? - You'll love this!


You have to be old to enjoy this - or maybe not!



Oh! Those sadistic Japanese game shows!

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Mile 420

Philosophical quote of the day

I can't do this

Big let down

This is a bit like the "Do not press this button" sign

Did you know that Chiabatta is Italian for "Slipper"?

Nothing to say here!

Must be Walmart!

Pardon?

Too many guns in the US.... etc etc!

The look on his face says it all!

I love this - "Say Please!"

Jokes

Arthur's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke 2

Thanks Arthur!

It's only a sily ad, but.......

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A chilly start, but soon feeling warmer for many with plenty of sunshine. However cloud will then spread in from the South-West during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.57 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So the Weekend is upon us, I hope that yours will be great. We are busy as usual, tomorrow helping with a charity "Tea and Cake" with our friends. BTW I seldom look but I just noticed that this is edition 705 of the blog!

Minions - one more time - I promise!

Ein Bischen Spass ( A little bit of Fun)

Thanks Klaus!

Strip Poker

Thanks Bill !

First Law - Trust Nobody!

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Science!

After all that - it's still crap!

The Great Billy Connolly said

"When you get to 60 never trust a fart!"

Aaaaaaaah! - Yes!

Taking a Selfie - Lesson 1

The age we live in!

The Engineer and the Manager

Thanks Shirley!

Short of news are we?

Typical lazy student gets hers!

Whoops! No. 973

This is old but I love it - Bradley loses it!

Jokes

John's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Guy goes to the pharmacy, on the head of a black sock. 
Pharmacist: means the robbery? 
-No, it's the purchase of condoms.

 Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any early showers should ease to leave a dry and fine day. With lighter winds and some prolonged sunny intervals, it will feel warmer than recently. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.