Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, For those of you outside the UK, tonight is Guy Fawkes Night sometimes known as Bonfire Night, so we must start with a few fireworks, followed hopefully with other funny stuff.....

Best fireworks ever - is a bit of an overstatement
but I love 'em anyway!

Oldie but Goodie - can't help a little giggle!

Thanks Klaus!

Boys will be boys, they get the kid's toys, and then.......well they are special effects wizards!

Once upon a time...

Never - I said Never mess with Vlad!!!

Ha Ha !

One has to try!!!

Not real - It can't be real....................can it?

Thanks Derek!

Sofa for you tonight madam!

Love it!

Thanks Shirley!

Yes and they can breed - and vote!!!

Electrostatic leggings!

Very quick thinking!

One way of informing him...

Whoops! No. 647

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An idea for those left over Halloween Pumpkins!....

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cold and frosty start with fog patches lifting. A fair amount of sunshine through the day, although cloud tending to increase towards evening. Another cold feeling day with maximum temperatures of 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.00 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks so much for your support for our little blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in Old Harwich today, although the temperatures are slowly dropping, maybe 4c tonight. Having survived a foray to Ikea yesterday evening, I am licking my wounds and trying hard to get some original stuff to amuse you all!

The invasion is coming, Minion fever is hitting our town
we must however hold ourselves until next year!

Thanks Sandra K (D) for showing the German version, I found it in English







This is so bad it's good!

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery

We had juggling otters - how about a breakfasting otter?

You know you're in Redneck country when.........

Revenge?

Champion Punster - I love 'em!

Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

Judgemental Stove!

Too many guns in the US  etc etc Oh it's a bog plunger!

Yup - it does!

I suggest boys, you look the other way...

Hmm Grandpa?

Yet another First World Problem!

Bl**dy Printers - I hate them!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

Carrot Clarinet - why not ???

Thanks Tony!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Apart from a few isolated showers, it will be a mostly dry day with light winds and sunny spells. A cold Bonfire night will follow, with a widespread frost likely and localised fog patches. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.58 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Just to add to a complicated life it appears that my email has been hijacked. I have changed my password, but if you receive a weird mail from me please delete it without opening. Sorry to bother you! Now for more interesting stuff!

My kind of Cop

Very simple! - Hardly understandable Russian but simples!

Gallery

Cannibalistic jacuzzi

Had she lived she would be 88! She is a role model for Real Women!

Cute and chunky! - Love the boots!

Now I have seen it all! The Selfie stick!

Oh! Lord!

Champion Newspaper Chucker!

The Zombie Invasion!

Family Life - Tee Hee!

So much Cheaper!

I don't think she really wanted to do that!

Hygene Propaganda

Possibly won't happen!

I can imagine myself doing this!

The slo-mo guys are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!

Mother and Baby play together

Thanks Klaus - Again!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Bands of heavy showers will pass through on a fresh South-Westerly breeze. Some bright or sunny periods are possible, these most likely during the afternoon. Feeling much colder than of late. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 6.55 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an unpromising start to the day, grey and dull, but by mid moring the sun came back, and it's continuing warm. My efforts today are somewhat rushed as we are "On the tiles tonight!"

Dare you to take on the Ninja!

Another chase, this time Pirates

Thanks Musa!

Gallery

My Hero speaks another truth

At last a little sanity!

Into the hot tub with two hot chicks

It - is - Stephen

Takes a lot to shock Ellen!

Must be one Party Animal

This weather man gets the Halloween spirit!

Oh! Printer!

The professor wore this the whole lecture!

This tree was made up for Halloween - in the Cemetery!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill !

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early cloud and rain clearing to drier and brighter conditions. Apart from a isolated shower, most areas will see a dry and sunny afternoon. Windy, with South-Westerly gusts reaching 30 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 45 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.53 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Halloween Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it's Halloween, we were taught that there were "Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long leggedy Beasties and Things that go bump in the night - Dear Lord Protect us" Now it's kids asking for treats....progress maybe! I have tried to introduce a bit of Halloween spirit into tonights offering. Meanwhile I am told that Christmas music was playing in Mothercare today!!!

BTW in UK today it was the warmest Halloween ever - in parts of S. England they had 23C !!!

Silly Samsung

Love these two ladies not sure of the accent but certainly West of England

The Marines are coming home from Camp Bastion, they sadly burn their Porn!

Gallery

If you can't find a pumpkin - how about a duck courgette!

Sadistic Tattoo artist!

Cruel but funny at the same time..

Oh! Those collective pronouns!

Don't worry my dear they won't fall off!

Good old Webster's!

Sleepover

Commonly known as an Upper decker flopper stopper

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

In Canada the people of Newfoundland are the fall guys - they are called "Newfies"

Thanks Klaus!

A Bit More Wisdom

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy start to the weekend with showery outbreaks of rain across most parts during the morning. Brighter conditions are expected to develop early afternoon with some late spells of sunshine. Less warm than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 55 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.51 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.