Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another typical English day, sunshine & showers. I spent some time wrestling with window seals, I succeeded in the end but I am now walking round like a penguin...

Now it is time for me to delve into the Funny mine for more pictorial goodies!

Not much to say except - "The front fell off!"

This one is for my Brother - in - Law Darren who will understand the lingo!

It's a bit draughty on the shore today!

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He was wondering why they were laughing

They couldn't get him to look at the camera!

Oh! Yes! - Isn't that Notre Dame?

Possibly the weirdest selfie ever............boys?

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.........etc

More statistics

His expression when caught stealing from Mum's handbag!

Very apt bearing in mind tomorrow's date!

This has a complicated chemical name, but it is the lightest solid material known to man!

I don't know where that is..........maybe near New York!

Oh Yeah!

Not much to say......Ferret in a toilet roll tube

Liar Liar!

Joke

Thanks John!

We've all seen flashmobs, here's one with a difference......NZ Grannies!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rain should soon clear during the morning to leave a bright and breezy day with sunny intervals. The small risk of an afternoon shower passing through. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.05 am Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was led round the Supermarket today, (I am there to carry stuff), now having dined on Frikadellen, that's German meatballs and my favourites, I guess that Domestic Goddess was content with my carrying prowess! Now to compose another masterpiece....

This guy is in the wrong job!

Thanks Pete!

No it isn't me - but it so easily could be!

Thanks Richard C !

No way I can top this, a Drone in the shape of a De Lorien!

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People from New York are called New Yorkers, what on earth do we call these people!

What Grand Ma and Grand Pa get up to!

Thanks Derek!

Minion fever hits Harwich!

Bought these for the Grandchildren

(I kid you! I'm a fan myself!)

Yes - a long time!

The Cousins cannot spell!

Love their Slogans!

And another!

Yet another - this one's deep!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!

She must be German! I have never understood why they do this!!!

An inappropriate card for every occasion!

Clever play on words?

Touche !

What the hell?????

Redneck Range Rover!

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

-Finally we are perfectly alone, says guy to girlfriend - I bought three tickets to the movies! 
-But why three? 
-Well, your mother, father, and brother!

Thanks Rita!

Our Geordie Friends have a song "Dance with your Daddy my little laddie when the boat comes in". This little chap copies Daddy too!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely dry and bright day with plenty of sunshine during the morning. Increasing cloud from the West early afternoon will herald the arrival of the next spell of heavy rain and strong winds. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.04 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today the Domestic Goddess and I were redecorating the utility room. Now with aching back and shoulders, I am in front of the computer seeking inspiration for a few more graphic oddities for your entertainement...

Augmented Reality

Thanks Keren!




Take some clear parcel tape, one unsuspecting student and.........

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This might liven things up a bit!

Really? Are you mad?

I have had this explained before and didn't understand..........

I still don't understand...

Thanks Derek!

I don't believe this! Allegedly the HQ of Viagra...

But thanks anyway Dick!

Whichever way you look at it, it is Bullsh*t!

Progress!

Wow I didn't know that Big...................glasses were back!

Best way to pile 'em!

No! Not me - the guy is doing scientific research!

Great Expectations!

And no the Cousins still can't spell!

The cool Husky really is cool!

James flattens Jeremy - tee hee!

This chaps is the absolute end.........

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

One for luck!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy start with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy and persistent during the morning. Drier, brighter conditions slowly edging in from the West to leave a mostly sunny afternoon. Milder. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 95 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 7.02 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 97,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.