Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a slightly less frenetic day in Harwich today, the sun shone, I fixed a couple of computers and then won brownie points fixing baskets in the shower....now I must do my best to get stuff to amuse. Thanks to you we just passed 98,000 hits on the blog!

Unashamed plug - new pictures added to my other blog

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A Likely Tale! - Pull the other one!

Thanks Klaus!

Funny Prank - very topical in view of recent events

Thanks Klaus - again!

I guess they've got a wood burning stove...

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This is what you get if you tell teenagers to rake up the leaves!

Ha Ha! - She will probably get the job!!!

In a Thong ???

Philosophical thought of the day

Thanks Carolina (Philosophy student from Brazil)

 Can't work out the gender - 

bit of an arse antway!

That's not how we say the four Fs in Harwich!

I must say I absolutely loathe the damask cover on that chair!

Boys?

Anything's better than nothing!

Unsung Russian Heroine

Seen in the toilets of a Clinic!

How about this for infuriating - a new model of TV in the US plays adverts when you change the volume!!!

Historical fact of the day..

Jokes

Thanks chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Teacher:-Petriuk, think of a sentence.

Petya:-My dad has a store.

Teacher: OK, now make of his question.

-My dad has a store, got that?

Thanks Rita!

Ha Ha! _ Checked this out it is fake - they are really buddies!

Thanks Derek!

Bonus clip for the boys

Beware of waste disposals

Thanks Klaus

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry day with lengthy spells of sunshine, especially during the morning. Increasing amounts of high cloud expected from the West during the afternoon with rain arriving overnight into Friday. Becoming windy. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.12 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for continuing to support our blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day in old Harwich today. First a visit to the dentist - apparantly my teeth will last longer than me! - Comforting thought! Next a visit to Business partner in Colchester, then home in the dark. Now I face the screen like an artist's canvas - blank! Hopefully inspiration will come in the next few hours...

This is a great bit of Schmalz, but very much my vintage!

Thanks Jeremy!






More Schmalz - but Bette Midler is special!

Thanks Stuart and Sandra!

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As is often the case our friends across the sea the Dutch have the edge, how about
solar power from the roads?!!!

To tell you the truth I fail to see the similarity!

Thanks Derek!

Oh! Lord! Why on earth did he take off his bikini top?

Words - it's only words!

Her name is Roxanne !

Immediately above my head is the beautiful constellation of Cassiopaea

Oh! Sh*t!

Ideal child's Christmas gift - Godfather Horse's head!!!

As before Cousins can't spell!

Sack the crap Taxidermist!

Take a number - Tee Hee!

Abhorrent comma..

This what I would be like if I ever visited the Gym......This is almost totally unlikely!

Thanks Elena (Ukr)!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Last of the overnight rain clearing to leave a breezy day with sunshine and perhaps a few thundery showers. A dry night will follow with clear spells. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 70 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.11 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a slightly muddly sort of day in the Old Git's household today. Had a call out this morning to replace a router, followed by a visit to the stationer. PM visit to the doctor, routine no problem, followed by a visit to Frinton to the Danish shop, now I am back in front of the screen, digging around the Interweb for new material.....

He doesn't know! - Cleaning can be fun!

3D Printing is here, hacking them was inevitable....Meet Pancake Bot!

Europe's biggest problem - finding parking - this chap's cracked it!

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Maybe they should have made the "G" a bit more pronounced!

She's putting it on - OK?

I bet the boys are all fanticising that she's taking it off!!!

If you're old enough to remember the Meccano leaflet

you will get this!

Statistical fact of the day..

I guess this is a language translation problem...

Or it is unbelieveably weird!!!

Sarcastic Sport app

Geeky kiddies!

What does Wilbur say about ugly women?

Free pens from the Fertility Clinic

I will get into trouble for this, H becomes angry with me when I shout at the TV

"All he has to say, is we want to win!!!"

A very clever ad for a very wide angle lens

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks very much Arthur!

Remember the Arctic Fox hunting in the snow? Fido is doing the same...

Thanks Keren!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud may take a while to break during the morning, however all places will have a dry day. The best of any sunshine during the early afternoon. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.09 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is our Wedding Anniversary.......46 years.....quite a while eh? The sun came out at lunchtime, we saw the Ceremonies at the Cenotaph on TV, and we have bestest friends in for tea and cakes this PM. So I will try to concentrate on finding more funny stuff just for you....

It's just a Christmas ad, but John Lewis do it rather well

Tesco are getting in on the act too!

Could be classed as a "Ta Da" moment

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What am I supposed to do with this?

Clever - Greek Gods on Shipping Containers

Homespun Philosophy

More Philosophy

Wow! Would you look at the bend in that river.................Boys?

My vote goes to the Patio Heater!

I do love a good pun!

My belief is Alien Intervention...

Another of those "Right place at the right time" pictures

True - so true!

You untidy little moo - clean up your room!

Fancy choosing a plate with "Sphere".......................Oh! - I see!

Sorry no jokes today - so more video...

This is not what you think - suggest you start at 2mins

Not really my kind of music - but I have to confess Paloma is great!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry morning expected with some sunshine once early fog patches lift. Increasing cloud turning the sunshine hazy through the afternoon, but staying dry across all areas. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 20 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.07 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.