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Sunday, 16 August 2015

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quieter day in Harwich today, the sun came out, then went in again - several times! Fiddled around in the garden, used weedkiller, hopefully didn't inhale too much of it! Now is the time for me yet again to ferrett around the "Dark Side" for more pictorial humour - just for you!




Breathtaking view of the dark side of the moon 
seen from a deep space telescope - thanks NASA!







They've been trying for years, here's one that really works! The driving test may be a bit harder than the present one though!

Thanks Gloria!







Gallery





Clever bookshop!






Oh Mr Designer......a little bit more thought perhaps?





That's so sad - I have almost come to like him  :-)





His hotel was next to a drive in movie, the hotel had cleverly piped the sound 
to the rooms so he was able to watch the movie out of the window!





Now then, either this guy has won a shedload of trophies or.............





Depends on the amps!





Canada has a better attitude!





I love puns!





Really?.......Really???





Not your day is it bud?





Thought this was a little gem!





His wife asked - which one do you think suits me best?





We're - all - goin' - on - a - Summer - Holiday - dum dum dum di dum di dum dum dum !

Thanks Reg!




He spotted their spelling mistake and called them, they changed it......
The Cousins just can't spell - bless 'em!





Lord have mercy upon us!





Another Cousin's clever slogan!





Only in Russia, the cop gives him the finger - he gives the finger back -
It's the Lubianka for you mate!





I cannot imagine that even 10 years ago this would have appeared!









Thanks Chaps!







Another child prodigy!










The Finale for today.......








Harwich Weather for Monday







Another fine dry day with spells of sunshine. Cloud will develop during the day, but again with light winds, it will feel rather warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.












Friday, 14 August 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a humid and sticky day in Harwich today. I sweated and swore over a couple of badly behaved computers, and now having cooled off , am now psyching myself up to produce something amusing, just for you!



Another Elvis tribute act, but this time...
surprise - it's Johnny Cash!







This could be the fastest shed on the roads of UK?


Thanks Reg!





Gallery




I guess that he's making a point!






Why don't our supermarkets do this?





A solar eclipse reflected through trees





I'm not sure....is it Titanic - or Brokeback Mountain?





Not exactly a Happy - Meal!





Not Kosher - but cute!





Hmm! Engrish!





Bored Dogfish is bored!





Yuk!

Thanks Derek!




Don't care!

 Thanks Mags!




That's me - that is!
Thanks Michelle!




Twister and Rainbow





Not sure about this one.....





Definitely displeased!

Thanks Robert!




Some tits.....

Thanks Robert 2 !






Thanks Chaps!




 Not an impersonator this time - the King at one of his last concerts


Thanks Sandra!






Harwich Weather for Saturday








A largely fine day after a chilly start with sunny spells and just a slight risk of an isolated shower. Feeling pleasantly warm in the sunshine and light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)
 Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are threatened with thunderstorms, they haven't arrived yet but it could be a lively night! I've had a couple of small computer jobs, but mainly R & R from building work yesterday. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!




Heard of the spitting goat? - me neither!













Clever timelapse of Maersk ship transiting the Suez Canal


Thanks Gloria and Martin!


















Gallery





Yellowstone, interview with a chipmunk





Yup!





You can have that, I'll have what's left - 
and I could eat it all - really!





Odontology!





I really wish that the wires behind my computers were like this!





Nothing to say here!





At the supermarket she decided to scare the hell out of her husband!





It's OK if you don't mind a crowd!

Thanks Gloria!





It's great.........





Old Jack's up to his old tricks!





Very unimaginative name for own brand cereal!





Another truth!





Only in Russia!





You're really old if you remember these - like me!





You're in Iceland and you are photobombed by a troll!





Maybe that's the way to go!





Gloria - this one's for you!

Thanks Susi!




Game of stones?





More so!!!





Oh! He's got a big one!





Er.......maybe a rip in the space time continuum?







Thanks Chaps!






Looks like fun!




Harwich Weather for Friday







Following a dry and bright start with spells of warm sunshine, increasing cloud amounts will bring the risk of heavy and thundery showers. Turning fresher late in the day as winds turn South-Westerly and strengthen. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-8 mm
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.