Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No blog yesterday, Elderly neighbour with sickness bug, in A & E for six hours, not home till nearly midnight! All well she's home now all OK, but no blog....So here's my rendition for tonight hoping very much that you like it!

They sail out on the Ocean and play to......guess who?

How not to entertain your kiddy!

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Now here's a UPS man with a brain!

A playpen to keep baby out!

Law enforcement comes in many shapes and sizes!

Ha Ha! He forgot the maker's tag!

Must be Canada!

Here we see Mother Bobcat nursing her babies

Urinal Philosophy...............note tha lovely green grout!

A sad indictment on our times!

A man and his parrot go walkies!

We recently visited friends in the Netherlands,

The Goddess bought a few essentials......

(I do not have permission to put this on.....)

The Iceberg's mother melted, so he's turned his efforts to prevent global warming!

Oh!  and by the way - Planking is back!

No not the end of the world!

A mountain on fire near Tucson Arizona

Now if you really hate people - this is the ideal residence for you!

Chemist's Joke

Thanks Martin!

What do you mean weird - it's only a space helmet with built - in fishbowl....

She was walking with her best friend, but their shadow looks like a gorilla!

Nothing needs to be said here!

Thanks Robert!

Whoops Granny put it in upside down!

My parents wouldn't have any idea what these words mean!!!

I can only say - Wow!

I'm thinking to myself.......shall I let the humans have a cooling swim?........

Nah!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

You shall not look!

The Man Kiss!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain, becoming heavy and persistent, then giving way to thundery showers for the afternoon. Windy and feeling cool throughout the day. Strong winds and showers easing overnight into Tuesday. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 12-19 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks as always for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I have had a day of R & R, after a very busy week. After a bit of pottering in the garden, helping a Danish friend with some English words, we had an orgy of NCIS back to back. Now it is time for me to attempt to produce amusing stuff - just for you!

Meanwhile somewhere in Russia......How did he do that???

Thanks Susi!





Yet another child prodigy...

Thanks Susi - again!




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After his divorce he made it a MAN's bathroom.....
perhaps one of the reasons the divorce happened?

Meanwhile in Walmart - why not take the kitties shopping?

This was billed as a tree with two coloured flowers.

I suspect it's actually two trees, it certainly isn't Photoshopped

Maths - note not Math  !!!

Thanks Gloria

Sensible!

The result of dropping an iPhone into an industrial shredder!

This guy works in a tyre workshop, he has collected this lot from tyres in just a few weeks!

I often have a leek in my bath!

Thanks Mags!

This is your Old Git - most of the time

Wow - that's a hailstone - and a half!

Every Dutch house should have one!

Thanks Robert (F) - Formerly (NL) !

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Know the feeling?

Tee Hee!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Remember the late great Dave Allen? - One of his classics!

Puzzle!

Now I am cynical about this stuff....if there are extra terrestrials they are so far away

 it seems unlikely that we shall ever meet them, but having looked at this.....

what is the explanation?

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Mainly dry and very warm with lengthy spells of sunshine, although the odd heavy and thundery shower may develop by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was busy with computers, but thankfully I've finished all of them now so I can concentrate on the blog and providing your good selves with some more humour...

Clever bit of dubbing!

In case you're wondering - that's not me....

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The rich oligarch, this starts funny and ends - a bit sinister!

The cops help this lad look sharp for his first day at Hich School

Love the Cousin's slogans - this one is very apt!

Mum's not well, Dad takes charge - Oh! dear, it's a very long time since can openers were used!

The Aircon man takes a quick nap!

Another truth!

Vlad looks cool being televised in a mini sub!

Hang on - they've gone a bit adrift with the blokes tackle!

Marry another one?

Thanks Derek!

A bit sick, and non kosher - still funny though!

Thanks Gloria!

Helen - this is for you!

(I have permission to post this!)

Thanks Gloria 2 !

It says "bee urinating" - I think he's just about to light his afterburner!

Sadistic alarm clock!

You've heard of street art - this one's runway art!

Told you the Cousins can't spell

"Are you sure that headline's right? Hell print it anyway!"

Gloria - just for you!

Thanks Mags!

Clever marketing!

Seen in the Loo at an engineering works

I suppose it was inevitable - eventually!

Another truth!!!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

If you don't like swearing - don't watch this...

Still funny though!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A generally cloudy start with patchy rain at times, but sunny spells developing. The best of the dry, bright weather during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling warm and humid. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support - as ever! Cheers! Richard.

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