Wedneday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I was out and about today, dodging the raindrops, home at 1800, and now psyching myself up for the hunt for Funny stuff just for you!

I tried to post this yesterday and it failed, so I am trying again -
Stairway to Heaven

Thanks Klaus!






The only musical instrument that I am able to play is the harmonica,
 but not like this!

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The Leaning Tower from a different angle!

The New Teacher at High School

obviously has a sense of humour!

He cut into the muffin and low and behold....!

His Great Grandfather was a master at 19th century selfies!

Oh! Look - a duck with an afro!

10,000 feet over Iowa, the pilot spotted a stowaway!

I gotta be me!

Thanks Mags!

The newbie asked "Where are the righthand gloves" !!!

Neat idea shows vacant parking places ( we have this at Gatwick)

Poor!

Absolutely nothing to say - 

make up your own caption!

I will never be asked to cook dinner again!

Sadist!

Thanks Jeanette!

Clever signal system for waiters..

Now madame - what can we do for you?

Just think this twit will carry this to the grave!

Seen at a Pro Prostitution Rally

I'll bet she never has to buy her own drinks!

Once again the Cousins Ace at slogans!

Sibling Rivalry

Wow, an ant drags a cigarette up a wall....

or maybe a spliff!

The logical end to many a Monopoly game!

Thought it was a dead fish, but look those are grizzly bears!

A bumper load of JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Confused? - Yes!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A mostly dry and fine day with plenty of sunshine expected. Feeling rather cool at times in the moderate South-Westerly breeze. Just the small chance of a late afternoon shower. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy bees today, essential shopping first, then the continuing Windows 10 saga, for some it goes well for others ahem! So now it behoves me to try yet again to dig up some funny stuff - just for you!

From friends just across the sea - the Goose Parade!

I can only say Wow! - And they let him go!

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This little girl asked for the biggest Cinnabon they had!
The look on her face is priceless!

30 years ago - even I felt cool!

Their lakeside Wedding happened to be next door to the film set of Vikings

 - you can guess what ensued!

He's really extracting the urine!

Gypsy Rose Lee....

Thanks Gloria!

The true meaning of "Free"

There is a Volksbottom............I mean Volkswagen!

Maybe photoshopped - but clever anyway!

Thanks Mags!

I believe Fecund is the word.....

Donald Trump be very afraid!

Pity Mummy doesn't have a face!!!

Seems to be Kosher!

Phone for sale......

Yes Love at first sight

For the Guys....................Maria Sharapova

The condensation from this Aircon unit has created a live habitat!

Note the irony!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

The awe inspiring sight of an Airbus A380 applying reverse thrust on a very wet runway

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy and windy with outbreaks of occasionally heavy rain. Gradually becoming dry, less windy and eventually brighter from the West through the afternoon. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, It was Monsoon time today, 36mm in the last 24 hours - that's 1.5 inches on old money. We couldn't go out so more time to play around with the blog - hoping that you enjoy the results....

If you don't like smutty euphemisms - please look the other way!

Thanks Derek and Geoff! - Your offerings arrived simultaneously!











This is odd - but quite convincing!

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Managing Agents have their problems....

Rover photobombs the family picture!

Ha Ha - try ours!!!

Certainly true in our house!

Aww! Baby Zebra rescured by Rhino

Wow! That must have been one hell of a laser!!!

Gold recycled from computer components

(Believe me it would take one hell of a lot 

of old bits to obtain this amount of gold!)

Tee Hee, I suspect this was planned for the picture!

PC Plod is at it again!

Oh! Lordy - The Apocalypse starts here!!!!

Crafty little s*ds!

There appears to be a rebel in the art class!

The boss notices that the apprentice is taking an unhealthy interest in the vacuum cleaner!

OK guys whatever you want - but it is actually a deodorant!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Ooh! Ar! Fisherman Jed sniffs the sea air.......

Wizdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright for much of the morning with sunny intervals. Increasing cloud from early afternoon heralds the arrival of further heavy rain and strengthening winds. Still rather cool with maximum temperatures of 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.