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Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It is only 113 days until Christmas. I was reminded of this by friends Graham and Co at the Samuel Pepys Restaurant this afternoon..


It was hail, not snow, and we didn't get it here only one mile away!
On with the show..............








Just an ordinary commute on the Underground, until........


Thanks Mags!




Gallery





What a way for Fido to travel!!!


Thanks Mags Again!









Remember 70s hairdos? I never had long hair, but this lot all look the same!





No not an alien invader, just a seagull on a glass roof!






It is said if you soak your phone - but in a container of rice..........
No - not cooked Uncle Ben's !






They had a bit of a blow in Washington State a couple of days ago!






Ha ha! In Germany, 280 Million year old salt has a use by date!!!!!






Awkward moment for someone unused to children...





The meaning of life according to this "Star" !





I'm sure you will understand........
if not  "Why do you have boobs on your back? - 
For the same reason you have a dick on your face!"






Whoops number 947 - Cabbage truck crashes near DC





After a heavy storm it has turned the railway into a water feature!






Time Magazine's latest BooBoo!






Dare ya!






I find this a tad creepy!






This is an Owlett. Now we have loads of them in Harwich - in fact they almost run the town!
You know who you are guys!!!





Great idea! But would you use it?
Pity about the bitten nail too!





Yet another witty church slogan!







Thanks Derek!






Harwich Weather for Thursday




More of the same  :-/



Dry with some bright or sunny spells at first, but becoming cloudy at times by the afternoon with scattered showers developing. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.












Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy again today, dodging between the showers. Two call outs to oldies with computer problems. Then back home to more work, now preparing to entertain with even more funny stuff.




Boobs......more....boobs......











A thrilling look at carrier based flying HD


Thanks Geoff!






Gallery





Shades of my old Dad!






No not a troll - turtles when in fresh water
can grow algae





You pay peanuts - you get monkeys!





This is Ashley Callingbull, elected Miss Universe Canada
First Native Canadian to do so!






Anyone for Candcrush?

 Thanks Gloria!





Clever archtecture..............but why??????




10 minutes with Daddy!

Thanks Klaus





One method of measuring a Boa Constrictor!






Would it make a difference?

Thanks Robert!





Ukrainian ATM machine!





Why not always eh boys?






Look out Douwe here comes Gloria's new delivery!
(Sorry it's a friend's in joke!)





Only in Oz!






Sorry no jokes tonight, instead two vintage animated gifs

















Harwich Weather for Wednesday






Sunny spells with occasionally heavy showers developing. Showers slowly dying away by the evening leaving a dry night for many. Moderate North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard. 





Monday, 31 August 2015

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a Bank Hoilday in England today. That means that true to form it rained all day! We had a special time, Son and Daughter in law came to lunch, and a good time was had by all. Now that they have returned home I can dig around and find just a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!





Old Joke, new theme






Baby tastes lemon for the first time






Gallery





I see some irony here!





I don't care what it says! Get me a headline!!!




Bear "You will not touch the dog"!






In Berlin there is a group of statues of Parliamentarians discussing global warming





Hmm! Wanna chill?





I don't think I would look so pleased!





This is the only photo that he sent home during his driving holiday.....





This is a Google autonomous streetview car, like the hub trims!





The birds are even sh*tting portraits!





Love this, a mobility scooter styled as a VW Camper!

Thanks Mags!




Low standards





How serious?





Do you think that anyone has told her yet?





A missile breaks the sound barrier






The ageing process.........we never believe it's happening to us!

Thanks Susi!




Now that's what I call Marketing!






Mom doesn't mind!







Thanks Arthur!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday







A generally dry day with plenty of sunny spells for most, although the odd heavy shower is possible during the morning. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine and light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.