Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was monsoon time today 20mm since midnight! I fiddled with my computers this morning, and we succeeded in rushing to the supermarket for basic stores. It eventually dried up around 1800. Now I am about to try and create something which I very much hope will make you giggle or even snigger!

I love making weird things, and I would strive to make something like this, if I had sufficient skill!

This is  a sheepdog with a difference!

Thanks Klaus!









Just spray this on they said, you don't need to rub it in they said!

This is genius - they call it a Barage!

Commensurate with the increasing size of waistlines perhaps

Off to Wonderland 21st Century style!

It says "At this temperature I wish that I was a fish!

Thanks Vivian!

Auf weidersehn Pet!

(Don't they look young now!)

Clever - ish!

Oh! Noooooooooooo! Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn!

Yup - lots of Bullsh*t!

Jailbreak Leech!

The bride wanted a Medieval themed wedding, here's how her Grandad turned up!

Can you imagine spending a large chunk of your hard earned cash on this pile?

It was a put down - but a truth!

This graffito was a philosopher!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

All small boys would dream of doing this!

Thanks Klaus!!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Sunny spells during the day, although cloud will increase from the West. Through the evening outbreaks of light rain and drizzle will spread Eastwards. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Tanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a call out to a neighbour to reinstall his computer, I had a lazy afternoon fiddling with my computer junk - there's always something to do! Now It is raining again, and I am just about to delve into the Dark Side for even more fun stuff - just for you!

I'm not at all sure how he did that!

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

He wanted to be his nephew's Godfather, this is how the family confirmed his wish!

Oh! Dear - Not much to say here, maybe it was the last coffin nail!

Remember Ahmed, the kid who was arrested because he took a clock that he had made into school to impress his teacher? Well look what Microsoft sent him! Well done!

This must be Aussie advertising!

WTF ????

Wow! They are testing a new jet engine........Looks like something from Starwars!

It's difficult being interviewed by Oriental people - when you're Dutch!

OK they said, now you can go to bed and sleep normally - Ha!

When he's older he will learn this Truth!

The caption on this picture said "The Blue Whale's Blowhole looks just like a nose"

Thats because it IS !!!!!!!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

More spectacular Whoopses!

Thanks Susi!





Ikea - Look out! There's a new kid on the block!

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Tuesday!

Showers or longer spells of rain throughout, sometimes heavy and thundery. Sunny intervals will occur, especially later in the afternoon as the showers become lighter and more isolated. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low)  Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it's another nice day in Harwich, and we've been working in the garden. Now with creaking back I have come inside to have another go at finding stuff that will amuse you all. Thanks to you we just passed 145,000 hits on the site!

Sorry - dearth of clips today - so you get bonus pictures...

Gallery

This is a Gerulaitisism!

Predictive text is useless if you can't spell at all!

Oh! B*gger I peed on my shoes..........actually this is a toilet used in Brasil!

Webcam..

Worst chat up line ever...

Hammerhead Ta Da moment!

He asked to see an Indian writing - There you go!

Must have been a messy divorce!

I hear that there are Trade Union problems in Caesar's Palace!

Another rip in the space time continuum

In fact don't even think of knocking!

Jolly Norwegian Billionaire!

Meanwhile on her way to the Forum......

Yup! - Took a moment!

Clever upcycling - A bench made from old Macs

These are called Moondrop grapes

Of course - it could be said that is correct if you refer to nobody elses welcome but yours!!!!

Agreed that is very awkward!

Hmmm! Me no Likeee!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Boys - I thought it has been a long time - so here's a new Mancave...

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Fake

Possibly real

Fake

Most definitely fake

Who cares!

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain gradually spreading Eastwards through the course of the day, giving some locally heavy bursts. Drier conditions will then follow on by evening. Breezy. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.