Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you good people we just passed 146,000 hits on our funnies blog! Today finished the neighbour's painting job, and am publishing early in anticiation of son and daughter-in-law's visit for Fish and Chips!!!

This is completely insane, but terrific too!

Thanks Geoff!







Guards prank, above average amusing!

Thanks Gloria and Pat!



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I want a kangaroo selfie he said........there ya go!

OK cop we'll go to the next one  :-)

Coque ern ai !

Thanks Colin & Mo!

I'm all for that!

Thanks Jamie!

They said this was amazing - sorry I think it's an architectural nightmare!!!

Hot? - No Sh*t

How to get your pets stoned!

The editor said "Quick!  A headline - any headline"!!!

Seems Legit!

This gentleman just broke his own record for the 100 metres and he's 105 years old!!

Gee thanks Fed Ex.......well hidden!

Find my phone........Great!

Just imagine being an engineer having to often pass through security with your tools!!!

Now let me think which shop could this possibly be................Walmart???

Run Forrest run!

Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get more clips..

Great - if you're young - and - fit...

 

I want one! - Now!

Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Sunday

After mist or fog patches clear, it will be another fine and dry day with plenty of sunny spells. Feeling warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a hectic morning during which we were painting elderly neighbours bungalow, now collapsed in the computer chair, and will give myself some therapy  - I'm thinking of yogic funnies, I am not optimistic, but I am sure that there are funnies lurking out there somewhere!

Meet the nearly man!

Thanks Klaus!







This is pure schmalz, but hey - it's the Weekend!

Thanks Klaus Nochmals!





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Hardest Word!

Agreed!

 Thanks Derek!





Oh! Dear!

Always read the small print!

Thanks Derek - again!

Halloween looms!

Spotted His Holiness on his way to the White House -

in a Fiat 500 - how's that for product placement!!!

I can't go on!

Thanks Geoff - a Great one!

The pigeon army assembling!

When Timmy the Terrapin is having his tank cleaned, 

they are certain that he can be found!

It took a moment!

Love this!

I love Pugs, but I couldn't eat a whole one!

Even Tech head that I am I couldn't do that!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Know the feeling!

Wednesday was the first day of Autumn,

he spotted this...

Some hopes!!!

Great ploy!

No Question!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Insane Woodpecker!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cool and sunny start with any early mist gradually clearing. Some patchy cloud is likely to develop later, but it should feel pleasant with sunny spells and a light breeze. Maximum temperature 17  degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continued support! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was very mixed, a little sun, a few showers, a little computer work, now all finished, so I can apply my tiny mind to finding a few more "Little Gems" for your amusemant.

Meet the Quokka - he likes selfies!

Thanks Carolina! (BR)








He's Skateboarding king!

Thanks Klaus! (D)




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It never takes long to spread across the Internet!

Plonker's Resuscitation kit!

Remember that Husky with the funny face? He's big in Japan!

I'm trying to do the same with the Old Age Pension!!!

 Take 2!!!!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

I find this a bit Meh!

He made a cushion of his own face for Grandad!

He loves it!

Selfie......when you see it you'll sh*t bricks!

Mancave

(Sorry ladies!)



Just love Streampunk!

Is that Handbag Gucci?

Careful where you sit Dearie there's a brush on the sink!

Oh! Lordy!

I see she's a smoker!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Wonderful amazing animated art!

Thanks Colin & Mo!

Walk like a winner!

Thanks Mags!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A chilly start, though with plenty of early sunshine. There'll be some patchy cloud around, but all parts of the district will remain dry with sunny spells throughout. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day off today, and had a reunion lunch with a group of old friends, some with whom I had been right through school, and later would meet at the local sports club. We had many happy memories together and an excellent meal too!

Now after a short snooze I am psyching myself up  for more Funnies - just for you!

This is novel and very clever!

Thanks Klaus!







This is German, but I'm sure you'll get the idea!

Thanks Klaus!




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He was just a bit disturbed by his girlfriend's almost fanatical 
desire to catch the bride's bouquet!

I would have loved to do this - Ultimate silliness!

OK Boys! I think it's time to take up yoga!

And for the Girls, A bookcase from IKEA that you would love to dust!!!

Thanks Robert!

Calling to buy brake fluid!

Slap Slap Slap Slap......Oooooh!!!

Cruel Child abuse!

Thanks Robert 2!

I am old enough to remember cars with record players, the needle would

jump on a bumpy road!

He won a bet with his boss, the boss retaliated 

by leaving his winnings all in pennies!

It happens everywhere!

Thanks Robert 3! (You've been busy!)

What would health and safety do with this???

People of Walmart, even the customer in front is cringing!

I think this competitor is just about all in!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

We are very proud of our Harwich lifeboats, meet Albert Brown and Atlantic RIB

Thanks Barbara!





I hope that this is for charity!

Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Thursday!

The last of any rain will die away during the morning. Cloud will tend to break with some sunshine for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks as ever for your support!



Cheers!



Richard.