Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 13 December 2016

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people today, Ipswich in the fog and the rush hour traffic - challenging, check up at Hospital, fine AOK. The back across country to Thorpe, then home. Now indoors out of the soggy night, to compose hopefully the latest edition of your favourite funny blog!

Yeah right - that will help!

A magical moment when a young Jamaican girl see snow for the first time!

The Quebecois pranksters are at it again - this time it's mustard!

Thanks Klaus!

What really happens inside the Magician's top hat!

This I find to be almost unbelieveably tacky -
even Baron's toy cars are stretched limos!

It's my suspicion that the majority of people in this office are ladies!

Bah! Humbug!
(Me)!

Well, Grandma did tell him to get his hair cut ready for church!

Nothing to say here....

Don't move a muscle........!

Sympathy modern style!

A tiny little Christmas miracle!

There right - of course!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

No one - but no one dare touch our new puppy!

No not Photoshopped this is real. It is in Finland.

The Starship Gingerprise is about to crash!

Air horn guy - Ha!

I'm not sure - is this erotic or weirdly disgusting?

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Wisdom from the QI Elves

The Faceoff!

Jezza - this one's for you!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Low cloud and mist soon clearing to lengthy spells of sunshine. Light South-Easterly winds and feeling mild once again. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks so much for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 12 December 2016

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not much happened today, so I will concentrate on the job in hand and try my best to come up with some pictorial mirth - just for you!

More crazy (Volkwagen) Christmas Lights!

Thanks Ann!

Now boys we know how much you like Christmas shopping!

Thanks Gloria!

16 days to go and he's totally pissed off already!

Boys, I have been trying hard to think of a snappy title for this....
Fail!

The price of Hi Tech!

Turn it off and on again!

Thanks again Gloria!

Ok Lovie - that's very philosophical - now just put that card down!

It says "Don't want to work tomorrow!"

What do you think this is? - Anyone?
It is a high tension electric cable dropped onto asphalt
with the power still turned on!

He sent this greeting to his Mum.......and now he waits........!

The hype v/s the reality!

He must have been really peed off to waste a whole pizza!

A huge amount of precision work.................but why!

It took a minute or two.....but I love it!

The big question is - is this dog inbred???

The whole of my professional career I dreamed of such a day!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Grotesque - but funny!

A new sport called Cat Laser Bowling!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Overcast conditions with patchy fog and outbreaks of rain will clear North-Eastwards through the morning, then dry and slightly brighter weather will follow. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Sorry the webcam bit isn't working - should be back in a couple of days.

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 11 December 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is the third of Advent, so of course I must have some mad Christmas lights. Meanwhile here are your Funnies

Whatever........

Frozen....it isn't here yet!

Another Christmas theme..

Thanks Klaus!

Oh! Yes! Irony indeed!

Daffy

For a change here's one for the Ladies!

Redneck cattle truck!

Now you know that this is wrong, children now are not allowed on Santa's lap!

They can make your ears bleed!

Don't text!

Nothing to say here...

The IT man called to reconnect their Broadband, - he's been asleep for an hour already!

A clever way to complain - with a cartoon!

He lit the match and when it went out he'd made a microphone!

Coping with snow in Vancouver recently - they don't get much

It is wise when buying online to check the size of your purchase!

Strange to hear!

I find this totally terrifying!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mist or fog will slowly clear through the morning. It will become cloudy by the afternoon with occasional outbreaks of rain spreading from the West. Maximum temperature 9 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 10 December 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another very grey day today, it hardly got light. I am posting the blog early today as we are out to a neighbour's Christmas party. So enjoy this one done in haste!