Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very windy here today, gusts of 30mph. It was however very warm. Tonight I bring to you yet more pictorial novelties, which I sincerely hope will make you titter - just a little!

When this baby grows up he's going to be Gordon Ramsey!

Russian Oligiarch Usmanov's mega yacht, the largest in the world 16,000 tons!

Whale tissue box!

You have been warned!

Going to the recycling he accidentally produced a vacuum sealed bag!

I think an explanation might be necessary!

Accidental art form!

Tonight's Great Truth!

At 71 Arnie still cuts a formidable aspect!

The Traveling Stapler !

Going to the beach!

Torture Chamber!

Thanks Klaus!











His Girlfriend left him this, it took her 2 weeks to notice that he had changed it!

Unbelievably photogenic police and protester!

As you know I love the Cousins' slogans - here are a few more!

I don't get this one!

JOKE









Another "Ta Da" moment!

I had no idea that Homer was a Ninja!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Bright or sunny spells, but a scattering of showers spreading Eastwards through the day. Warm, but breezy with winds tending to ease towards evening.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C

Wind: South-West 22 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another lovely day, not too hot, had to shop, home by lunchtime. Now to the most important job of the day, that is to dig up the latest fun stuff for your entertainment!

I caught it - but now what do I do with it?

A melange of humour!

Thanks Klaus!










Remember him?

Vegans please look away!

Pardon?

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

These Belgian children are helping to refurbish WW1 gravestones

I know a few for which this would be ideal!

Thanks Ben!










Touche!

Under the flower pot must have gone out of fashion!

Bear finishes his pre - flight checks!

Thanks Jackie!










Where are health and safety when you need them?!

Thanks Klaus!











Modern twist!

Thanks Rosemary!










Looks as it it could do with some Shake and Vac too!

This could be true!

Graceful slide!

Thanks Again Klaus!

Righteous indignation!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A damp and rather windy start, soon improving to a bright, but breezy day. Feeling warm with large amounts of sunshine by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C

Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 32 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today's edition is number 1957 which was a significant year for me because I went out of the UK for the very first time on a school trip to Switzerland.

It cost my Dad £49! now for your funnies...

Meet Morty, he jumped 30ft from a helicopter to save people
 in the Puerto Rico Hurricane. He is presently working in N Carolina!

I don't normally do this, but we are NCIS nuts! Series 16 would you believe
 premieres on Sept 25th

Extortion!

While she was cleaning his cage, he took up residence here!

Seems legit?

Karma!

 NASA tells us that in space a gas flame is spherical

You can tell when you're in an up-market gas station!

Defies physics!

Ha Ha! Clever thinking pal!

In his dressing room David Letterman had these cups - one for every of his shows!

Maybe contrived! - Holiday pic from Rio!

Not so funny, if you see this it usually means your engine is shortly about to die!

Three seasons in one!

Or you could just say B*gger off!

Mine grows nearly as fast!

Let's have a little game with Daddy!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mild, but damp start, improving to a warm and bright, but breezy day with plenty of sunshine during the afternoon. Becoming windy during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

It's only 2000 and the infra red is on already

- soon be Christmas!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a not so bad day. First thing - to the Health Centre for Flu jabs, then weeding in the garden. PM I watched "Solo" a Star Wars prequel, which was slightly above average. Now I have plenty of pics to show you which I hope you will enjoy!

Ha! The house is upright, but it's a very steep hill!
I have ridden on it in San Francisco!

I know she was veeeeery expensive, but I have to confess to feeling just a tad proud!

Yup Loaded!

Burn 'em out!

You pay for the name!

Sporting ladies!

Vandals sometimes have a sense of humour!

A Crescent Earth - taken by the Apollo 11 crew on the return journey from the moon!

Duck Porn!

Unusual clock!

This sign maker has a sense of the absurd!

Thanks Robert!











Topical if nothing else!

Thanks again Robert!










Different values!

Thanks a third time Robert!










Oh! And it's genuine!

Thanks a fourth time Robert!!!










I mustn't laugh, I stuck a "Support the Lifeboats" sticker in the car - upside down!

Thanks Susi!

Thanks again Susi!











Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another fine day with plenty of warm sunny spells. Perhaps becoming more generally cloudy late in the day, although it will stay dry.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks for your support as always!

Cheers!

Richard.