Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, There are quite a lot of pictures tonight, because sadly I missed last night. I hope you enjoy them! Meanwhile as it has been raining all day I am publishing early.....

No don't listen!

Take a boat ride they said - it will be fun they said!
(These guys are fishermen the'yve done this many times before!)

The Library is not amused!

This is a piece of history this lady holds an original floppy disk, 5 inches in diameter
 and holding a breathtaking 1.44MB!

That's me folks!

From the Playboy magazine in 1981........nothing changes 'Murica!

It's a trap chaps - a trap!

Thanks Ann!










I wish!!!

Thanks again Ann










Today's great truth!

This old guy volunteers at the cat rescue. He is supposed to brush the cats,
but sometimes he nods off as do they!

Buzz is ready for another voyage!

This was drawn with crayons!

This guy was previously a barista!!!

Matt C this is for you!

Like the bike Grandad!

Another inappropriate juxtaposition!

Boys it's the balloon animal you're supposed to look at - it has organs!

Meet the Endoscopic pill - saves all those pipes!

Aversion therapy - Ha Ha!

I like this - clever sticker!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!










OK Lads! Lunch is up!

Let's do a canine selfie!

New from the QI Elves and others












Harwich Weather for Monday

Any early fog clearing to a mostly sunny day. Some cloud building up for the afternoon. Winds remaining on the light side.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very windy again today, and cooler, but not bad except for a heavy shower at around 1700, Now I have as ever scrapped around to find for you the latest fun stuff from the web!

17 year old cobra versus 3 week old cobra!

Mind those fingers chef!

Thanks Klaus!














The Cousins sometimes let themselves down spellingwise!

I know how to feel pal!

Dodgy History!

Boom Boom!

Seat in an Egyptian Library!

Tonight's Great Truth!

A new art form - made from Toilet rolls!

Halle Berry is 54 years old!

Mad cat!

Not an alien invasion - it's a stadium in the fog!

They don't give a sh*t!

Now you're talking! These are for me!

Idiots! There should, under the disc be four elephants standing on a giant tortoise!
(You have to read Terry Pratchett to get this!)

Excuse me is this the way to Area 51?

His daughter brought this home from Art class!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









Well! If you will play rough games!

What's to say? CD glasses!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudy, but mostly dry to start, before outbreaks of light rain or drizzle become widespread by the afternoon. Rain turning heavy at times and also turning breezy overnight into Sunday.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

As you can see the gales are lessening now at 1945

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry that I missed you all yesterday, but it was my Birthday and I was 75, so that doesn't happen very often, and we were late back, and so on. So now here are the latest offerings!

Must be Walmart!

A great fun idea, but then.....................!

Thanks Derek!










Revenge is sweet!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Where do you think you're going? - Mordor!

Wonderful way to die!

Oh! Lordy!

Do Do Do Do - Do Do Do Do!

Not exactly a slogan, but - typical of the Cousins!

Thanks Ann!










Just one little letter!

After the recent typhoon - found in Hong Kong!

After a joke we usually say Boom - Tish!
(This is actually a small town in Northern Netherlands)

Well! It is wine!

Thanks Robert!










My kids know that I am coming to stay!!!

Singularity!

Thanks Susi!











In Asia they are crazy about tatts in English - that they don't understand!

Classic Put Down!

Tibbles is far from pleased!

Thanks Gloria!








Harwich Weather for Friday

A blustery day with the odd shower and strong South-Westerly winds. Some sunny spells are likely between the showers, however it will be feeling rather cool.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C

Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 38 mph

NB - Sunday 23rd is the Autumnal Equinox!

Often it's on the 21st - The first day of Autumn

Not as the bureaucrats at the Weather Centre would have you believe - the 1st !!! - Mother Earth dictates the seasons not you!

(My 10p worth!)

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.