Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We took aged neighbour shopping, then PM I went on a Red Cross first aid course. It was very interesting and I learned a lot! First aid has certainly changed since I was in the Boy Scouts! Now for more fun stuff that I dredged up with help from my friends.

That's how I got a six pack!

Thanks Ann!








Beer music!

Thanks Klaus!















With the right make up you can even make a potato look beautiful!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh!

Scuba entry method - JCB!

Why not he's nice!

We all have secret fears!!!

Avoiding mess!

Blown away!

 Thanks Susi and Jamie










Smell is a wonderful memory trigger! Remember these?

Poser!

Thanks Robert!










Who me???

Thanks again Robert!










Hunting dog!

This took a minute!

I can endorse this! My wife says mine are supersonic!

Only in Russia!

The times they are a changin!

Am I seeing this?
There are no words!

They do look alike from this angle!

Thanks again Klaus!











How to bring Poseurs down to Earth!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A mostly dry and cold morning with the odd wintry shower. Through the afternoon, most will see patchy cloud, though still a good deal of brightness. Remaining windy and chilly.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 25 mph, gusting 44 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


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Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit draughty with storm Ciara today. I was chicken and stayed indoors apart from a quick visit across the road to our 94 year old neighbour, all was well. We now have the dog overnight so I guess we shall go round the block before bedtime. Meanwhile here are the latest pictures to come out of that Interweb thing!

Big Dilemma!

I love Volcanoes and hope to see one before I hop the twig!
Etna can blow smoke rings!

His GF asked for a Teddy bear for Valentines!
(Actually there is a picture like this in our Dentist's waiting room!)

Love it!

Shows some initiative!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

I must confess I cannot do this!

Elizabeth Olsen does a Marilyn Monroe !

An aerial view of Barcelona - I never knew it was like that!

Well endowed ladies can have issues with guitar playing!

Oh! Yes! - I follow the King of the Netherlands and he recently Tweeted that
they had lost - A trampoline, 3 garden chairs, 2 chihuahuas and a peacock #  Ciara!

Thanks Jamie!










In Australia this guy was just taking off his shoes when he was bombed with fire retardant!

Hell I would so like to fly in a helicopter!

Allegedly covers for pan handles - a likely tale!

Contrived of course, but I still had a snigger!

Wonder Woman Lynda Carter in 1979!

Ringo says "Hello"

Meanwhile Tibbles watches Youtube!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Largely dry and sunny during the morning. Cloudier in the afternoon with scattered showers, heavy at times. Feeling cold with brisk winds.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 26 mph, gusting 46 mph
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Thanks for your support for our little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a quick visit to town, new lenses in Madame's glasses, plus the pharmacy, the on to the supermarket for a few essentials. I walked after lunch and it was strangely mild - 10c. There's a storm brewing for tomorrow. Now for more fun stuff just for you!

I can feel the pain of that!

Yes indeed Toothbrushes! 

Oh! Yes - very nourishing - and quick!

We've all been here!

We understand this!

For me 1961 and I received £4 10s!

Everyone's dream!

Yes and the nozzle habitually was blocked!

Cats exaggerate!

Looking down his nose at you!

Been here too! Especially in hotels!

Hmmm! Never! - He lied!

Well you see when I was young the Stupid were told that they were that.
Now they are told how clever they are! So we find ourselves
 with the lunatics running the asylum!!!  End of rant!

Ooooh!

Thanks Derek!










J Lo at 51!

Fun from the Antipodes!

Uber hits North Korea this year!

Thanks Derek!












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Very windy with widespread gales, these becoming locally severe, especially across coastal districts. Rain will persist and turn heavy at times, before being replaced by blustery showers.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 35 mph, gusting 65 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com


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Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was IT at the Hub, therefore walkies was after lunch, followed by help for two elderly friends - computerwise. Now after scratching around I found just enough to fill the blog with little giggles!

Which please enjoy!

For arachnophobes everywhere!

Sampling the facilities!

Oh! yes! I am the dishwasher in this house!

Smallpox Jab Yes!

Don't even mention fishing!

Yes and the recoil could rip off your finger missy!

There are friends - and then there are real friends!

There are some amongst us who think that the aliens are looking into their brains!!!

Mine are more plentiful than yours!

First - unravel your girlfriend!

How about a Pizzakini!

Not sure how this was achieved!

Foot fetishist in action!

Not a good idea to pass out drunk when your mates are around!

Not much I can say here!

Giant Slurpee! Hmm!

Just don't do that if his tail is up!

One can try to imagine..........!

Thanks Susi!











I see satire here!

Thanks Klaus!











Jolly morning duck!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any lingering cloud and rain soon clearing, then a bright and breezy day with long spells of sunshine. A little cloud arriving later. Mild.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 26 mph
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Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.