Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The virus advice has become more severe, I did however walk as usual, helped our 94 year old and posted a couple of parcels, disinfectant wipes in hand! Now I have collected a few more bits and pieces which I hope will entertain!

Yes I will mess up your picture!

International Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!











Little things..............!

Look alikes!

Ah! Now I am beginning to understand the loo roll frenzy!

Thanks Ann!










Makes a change!

 Thanks Jamie!













A likely tale - a smoking frog bat thing!

Yes it is made from cardboard!

I hope you have a good aim pal!

Did you notice the background or the foreground first?

I think that it would be a good idea to clear your browser cache before the  lecture!!!

Spring is bustin out all over!

Heeeelp! - Oh! I'll just take a selfie!

A giant bearded Homer thing!

Topical if nothing else!

I sympathise Rover!

Kids can get everywhere!

I suggest contrived!

I get where you're coming from pal, but that ain't going to work!

Impressive T shirt!

Thanks Klaus!










Gone fishin!

Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with patchy rain or drizzle developing. Conditions clear from the North late afternoon with bright or sunny spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 24 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After my walk we shopped for our 94 year old neighbour. My suspicions were raised when we arrived at the supermarket carpark, it was full - (It normally never is!) Inside it was busy, with a few empty shelves but we could get what was needed. The problem arose when we tried to get out of the place! The queues were huge, with many people having overflowing trollies, and one near us was pushing one and pulling another - both full! What is the matter with people??? I have tried to keep Corona virus jokes to a minimum, but it's difficult, because they are in the majority at the moment. I hope they amuse you anyway!

Is that a  Muffineffalump?

Although it looks like her - that's not my Mother-in-Law!

Thanks Klaus!

Ah! memories!

Me too chaps!

For us that's not so long ago!

Surprise - Surprise!

They certainly won't use it all in the Loo!

Thanks Geoff!

Now our friends in the Netherlands are very inventive people and in the absence

of paper........how about........????

Thanks Gloria!

Clever Graphic!

I guess that it's hot and humid on the subway!

HGV - Whoops!

Do you think that he's noticed that?

Must be in Oz!

Love it!

Ah! The Bat Mobile uses Shell!

They really do!

He wrote it you Dick!

Someone with the right priorities!

You may have heard of SETI?

Not only do bears sh*t in the woods they pee as well!

Need to increase the volume?

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Some bright or sunny spells initially, however it will become increasingly cloudy during the day. Breezy around the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked early, and it was again very windy from the SW. Later I did a few jobs round the house, and later we visited our 94 year old neighbour. Now I have again been digging around for more fun material, I hope that I have succeeded!

Your delivery Sir!

Pretty good young Sir!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Geoff!











Alternatives abound!

Thanks Robert!











Shouldn't hoard them!

Thanks again Robert!












Amazing pavement art!

Nothing to say here!

I see irony here!

Hotel towel art with a plus!

This guy must be overly security minded!

You - Will - Come - in - for - your - bath!!!

Or has he been to the pub?

We've all been here!

Amazing Trimaran Yacht!

I know how you feel Arnie - but we must!!!

Moving house can have complications!

Dad's home alone cleaning the floors!

Grate it faster please!

Obviously he's eaten all your cheese!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Perhaps cloudy at first, but this should gradually clear to leave generally fine conditions with sunshine after a chilly start. Light winds expected throughout.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.