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Friday, 12 March 2021

Your Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was windy and showery. I dodged the raindrops to work on the boat this morning, the interior is finished, now to polish the hull and anti-foul, but we need warmer weather than this! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!





Just couldn't decide - is it his parka or his hair?









I will now try and lift your spirits for the Weekend - Farty music!














Good question Sunbeam!


Thanks Geoff!











Know the feeling - often!











Zzzzzzzzzzz!











Holy Cow!


Thanks Janet!










Oh! What a Feeling ........ .. ... .......!












Lockdown symptom!











It could be more convincing if we couldn't see the glass!











Poor Poodle!











How to make something scary look totally silly -
Goggle Eyes!











Lockdown symptom 2











Someone missing a toupe???












Amazing - (if a bit creepy) cake!











More snow fun!











That's it!!!











Two T Rexes get nicked!
Is this a record?











Niff!












Too many guns in America - how about this for a cannon?











That is a MOTORBIKE!!!











Another surveyor's nightmare!











Do not move any closer to my food!











Are we on Planet Earth???











Yes dears - I too hate printers!











Now here's the poser - is it a mirror - or a picture???










The look of total supplication says it all!











Just - phoning home!
(Mailbox!)











Lockdown Symptom 3!










Ah! Wondered why the car was snaking!











I am confused!












Told you so!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!











Quick lads the cops are looking the other way!











This is a Potty Potty!












80 years on - nothing changes!












For the Boys!


Just the two tonight lads!




















Now that is really mean!


Thanks Klaus!










That's what happens out the back of a gourmet restaurant!


Thanks again Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Saturday

A windy day and feeling cold with sunshine and showers. Some places may stay dry through daylight hours, however showers will become increasingly widespread during the evening.

Temperature: 9°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 18 miles per hour, gusting to 30 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:17

Sunset: 17:57

Moonrise: 06:34

Moonset: 16:45

Thanks essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.
 














Thursday, 11 March 2021

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It blew a hooligan through the night and into the morning with heavy showers, but pm the sun came out and the wind moderated, so I was able to go for a walk. Sorry there aren't so many pictures tonight. Maybe I'm having sense of humour burn out or some of them were unfunny! However here's the best of the bunch!




Tibbles is very peeved when he finds someone's already eaten the banana!








There's a moral to this one!











Petal this one's for you!










You've been had!


Thanks Adrian!











Boom Boom!


Thanks Geoff!











Ah! Thought it was Postman Pat!













Hmmm! Predictable!











Tibbles finds his very favourite book!












Plenty to choose from around here!












Another Great Truth!











Temper temper!!!











Yet another Great Truth!












Hmm this is Theology!












This little chap is absolutely spoiled for choice!













Yes overheated brakes!












Towser has a very expressive face!












Mad road junction!











Too many guns in America - look they're even arming to Cockatiels!












Or when I open the shutters!











The sea lion is Behind You!!!












Well now, I am old and I just don't get this!!!











Meet Gnarly!












Never been inside one!











Er! Perhaps cause for some concern?











Worried his car was sticking out too far at the back.....................!











Beaky uses camouflage











Even for $1million, I wouldn't do your job pal!













Another Great truth!











Cars!











Therapy costume!











It's going to be a designer cardboard box for me!











For the Boys!

Just the one tonight chaps!

















Very clever - but we just learned them off by heart and I  use them every day!


Thanks Klaus!













They are far smarter than we imagine!


Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Friday

A chilly start with lengthy spells of sunshine. Showers developing around midday, becoming more widespread for a time early afternoon. A cold feeling day in the breeze.

Temperature: 10°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 18 miles per hour, gusting to 31 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:19

Sunset: 17:55

Moonrise: 06:13

Moonset: 15:30

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.