Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family & Friends, Half way through the week already! Doesn't time fly! I have been digging around for a few more morsels of mirth!...

1.  British insults... my handle on the Internet is "Old Git" - I now learn that this means Bastard! 

Oh well if the cap fits....

2.  You want a light show? I will give you a Light Show!

Thanks Matt!

3.  Your jump will be watched by 100,000 people - 

No pressure then!  

Thanks Klaus!

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Damn you! Windows 8

Albert on Relativity

*hit Happens

Ingenuity

Advice!

Local Bye Laws

Oh! Shame!

Dick's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Folks!

Thanks Klaus

Harwich Weather

Sorry, I have had to discontinue the Live Weather feature.

It was very difficult to keep the live stream running well.

So I will just offer a forecast from my weather station instead.

Harwich Summary

Sunny intervals with showers heavy at times  Max 9c

Thanks for calling by! - We just passed 31,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, It is still unseasonably cold in Harwich, and they say even colder later in the week! Anyway we shall remain cheerful and try to amuse you with witty banter...

1.  Thanks Barbara for this - one of my favourites, Duelling Banjos, but with a twist, played on one double necked Guitar

2.  Now for you Petrolheads, a sports car races up

 A snow covered mountain

3.  Speedy Xylophone, the best bit is After 00.50 secs

4.  This is just a short Titter

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Wow! An original WW2 Willy's Jeep! Mr Roger Paskell of Wix had one years back

and as a kid I was allowed to sit in it!

I am saying Cheese!

Most unfortunate "Selfie" ever

Dream + Reality

 Arrrrr!

Thanks Geoff!

Whoops! Number 869

Sorry no Jokes tonight so here's a clip...

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather Live

Forecast for Wednesday

Showers early brighter later  Max 10c

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family & Friends, Here's hoping that your Weekend was a good one! We were house painting, filling holes and other joys. Here are a few more little gems to amuse you through that troublesome Monday....

1.  Two naughty dogs, one magic word to make them behave!

2.  Some infant prodigies are creepy, but this one can jam to Jimmi Hendrix

3.  I'm just a big kid at heart, and when I saw this, I just went Wooooooo Hoooooo!

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Go Grandma!

True, true!

My regret

Hold mine too!

Diversion

No Bingo

Little Shit!

Sorry no jokes tonight, but more 

Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather Live

Summary for Monday

Rain early - Brighter later  Max 15c

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, We are back! 10 days visiting our son and his family in Israel, then having a new heating system and new floor. So I only just reconnected to the Internet. Good to see you all again!

1.  Silly - but clever - New Kind of Snowmobile

2.  More Nuttiness What happens when you throw a golf ball onto a Frozen Lake?

3.  Last even more silliness - The Human Chainsaw

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My thoughts exactly!

Nothing to say!

Touche!

I love this word! - It fits me exactly

Hot!    I have 20 new Ipads to give away absolutely free - this is NOT a scam!

Thanks Geoff!

We all did this!

Whoops 973

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke 3

Thanks Geoff!

Harwich Weather Live

Summary for Sunday

Sunny Intervals - temperature still below average - max 13c

Thanks for continuing to follow us!

Cheers!

It's nice to go away, but it's nice to come home!

Richard.

Funnies on Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, I regret to say that this will be the last Funnies for several days. Monday the house is being torn apart for a new heating system and new floors, and I will not be able to go online.

We shall be back around May 20th...

Meanwhile if you miss them, look down the right hand column and take a look at the "Best of"

See you again soon.

1.  How to cut a watermelon in...20 seconds!

2.  A busker stands on the Subway platform, but wait a minute - it's Michael Buble

3. Can you see what it is yet? - Not Rolf, but this guy paints with Glue

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Ha Ha Ha!

It took a minute or two - see below

Rainbow!

Look twice! totally innocent!

I feel a complete Muppet  (Stephen Fry)

Miss you George!

I think I'm a banana

I remember!

Trying to fix it!

Sorry no jokes today

so here's a Prank!

                 

Thanks Marco!

Harwich Weather

He's back, but chilly wind  11c max

Thanks for your support!

Come back and see us

around May 20th

Cheers!

Richard.