Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been busy computerwise today, nearly finished outstanding work now and can turn my attention to more Funny stuff just for you!

Washtime for Oldies

Thanks Pamela (NL) !







Opening in 2017 my idea of Hell - Bwaaaaaaaa!

Thanks Mags!







I just do not have the words.......!

Thanks Geoff!

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Boobs!

This says 20,000 Reals for the death of the cop with the moustache!

Brazil - of course!

Another First World problem!

Whassup Kim ???

Not Photoshopped they said, broke the Internet they said....B*llocks

Not sure about The Lord, but they certainly having it rough in the States,
hoping it doesn't cross the Pond!

Haven't we all heard this at some time?

We've all been tempted to do this!

They are quite like us are they not?

Joke from Arthur

Thanks Arthur!

Gentlemen are you completely mad???

A bit more Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloud and mist patches will slowly thin through the morning with a little brightness expected before outbreaks of light rain arrive during the afternoon. Rain will become heavier and more persistent by evening and linger into the overnight period. Strengthening South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 80 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 7.26 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers

Richard.

Wednestday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The computer business (That I have retired from!) has become quite frenetic over recent days. Never mind, the few pennies help with our Holiday fund. Now I sit before the screen like an artist with a blank canvas.......can I create?

Only in England! - Wheelie Biker gets a roasting from a Mounted Policeman

How to catch your cat!

Willie - or won't he?

Thanks Klaus!

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A market researcher was probably paid a large fee to describe Margarene thus!

I haven't tried this, but it seems like a good idea...

Now Gentlemen, if you look carefully at the wallpaper it appears to be moving.....

Did you hear me boys?

If you flip a wolf on his back he will become docile...

I won't be trying this any time soon!

That Vlad - he gets everywhere!

A podgy princess posing....

These are called ice flowers - nice eh?

This was taken in Michigan yesterday - Oh! Lord!

Only in Dubai!

I had to look at this for a few moments!

It's party time! - I say isn't that girl upside down?

Pervy Uniforms!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!

Recently in Eastern Russia - what on Earth???

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another mostly dry day with variable cloud and some bright or sunny spells. Temperatures around the seasonal average for November in light Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.24 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks to you we just passed 99,000 hits on this little blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  My favourite thing, my favourite place...Tesco supermarket - nuff said! The only redeeming feature was Dunlem cafe where they sell Giant Bourbons.....which in the interest of scientific research had to be tested! Now for more Funny stuff - just for you!

Unashamed plug. Just added to Essexgirl blog - Cruise to France 1992

Do you like old Rockstars? I found these on the Spotify Jukebox - dig around there are gems in here!

Have you imagined how many aircraft are up there flying over UK each day?
Now you can see with this clever graphic

Thanks Janet!

We've had juggling otters and ferrets up tubes, how about surfing sealions?

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Good News! Good News!

Doggie photobomb! - Boys look at the dog!

Having spent 5 years of my young life studying Latin, I vaguely get what this is about

Not much to say - Party's over...

This was taken in New York State yesterday, it is often said if they get it we do too about 10 days later.......

Another Person of Walmart - aptly named!

My old Dad called them "Black coated Workers!

Oh! Boys that young lady's roses need watering - go and help!

Rather him than me! Russian soldier feeds condensed milk to Polar Bears

in the 1950s 

Just a few commas and it would have made sense

Yes it is a Blue Parrot Fish - he's most probably smarter than he looks!

I thought that I had seen everything until now - a new low!!!

Jokes

Thanks chaps!

Well they've done it again! - Ebola is a terrible plague in Africa - let us hope that the song inspires donations as it did before!

Now for the moment that you've all been waiting for!
Oldies strutting their stuff!

Thanks Barbara!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Extensive low-cloud and mist patches to start the day, then becoming brighter with some sunshine and only isolated showers. A light to moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.23 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, Mixed fortunes today, sunshine and showers. Domestic Goddess for a hairdo in town, then an elderly neighbour to dentist, and last a mirror hanging at another neighbour. Now catching my breath in front of an empty Funny pictures folder, which I must fill PDQ!

Ever have trouble with these little B*ggers? Me all the time!

Tee Hee - I was caught out!

This is a nice place - it's our home - Earth

Sit back, go Fullscreen and enjoy the pictures!

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Nothing to say here!

Unfortunate handle placement!

Sea otter hitching a ride

Know where you're coming from!

Pilates?

In Russia they do things Big!

We are slaves to fashion

I wish to load on Saturday........

Along with tea cosy related injuries!

Another Great Truth!

Tee Hee!

AaaaaaH !

This is bad

And what are you on?

Some are more equal than others Mr Martin!

If you're feeling low......

Thanks Barbara!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A much drier and brighter day, although it will be rather cloudy at times. The odd shower may arrive during the afternoon on a moderate Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.21 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.