Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, My apologies, I have had a very hectic day, Computers 1 Old Git 0 ! So it's a mini micro blog tonight - just pictures. BTW we just, thanks to you passed 141,000 hits!

We're back South of the Mason Dixon......

and Billy-Bob seems to have missed the point!

What the Google Streetview car saw on the edge of the Red Light District

Always the Bridesmaid - never the Bride!

Well we all know that moment when.....

Now you've seen it for real!

Are we in the Deep South again?

This is why the Asians are taking over the World !

Sensitivity

I have my wife's permission to post this!

Thanks Gloria!

Well we've reached it at last

In Venezuela, it's cheaper to hold your food with a banknote than a tissue!

This is what happens at the office when a pipe on the sprinkler system ruptures!

Now you know!

Thanks Mags!

Timelapse of Humming birds visiting a feeder

Bubba wasn't looking where he was going - 

apt T shirt!

I was unaware that they did Ladies' and Gent's sink plungers!

No you can say that today you saw a lizard in Kinky Boots!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A good deal of cloud at first which will produce the odd outbreak of rain in places. There will be some sunny intervals developing by the afternoon and it will be rather warm and humid. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day today, which is unusual for us here on the East coast. The wonderful thing about English weather is that you never know what you're going to get! We had a hospital visit - no worries, just routine, but it dragged on a bit with x-rays and so on, and I fixed an iMac which is quite a rare occurance. Now for more of my usual concoction of odd and unusual quelques choses...

This is called Machine Civilisation - so there!

Only in Russia, this is a bit slow to start, but then it goes - crazy

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My wife is the oldest of 3 sisters, her young sister sent this!

Thanks Mags!





I told you that the Cousins can't spell -
this teacher is teasing the kids, but you get the idea....

The caption precedes the picture by a lot of years!

He lost the ball in the "Grass" !!!

Thanks Jeanette!

How to scare the hell out of your wife or husband!

I think that I may have to pay for putting this one in!

Every house in the Western Hemisphere has one of these...

Now that's a headline!

Here's a clever way to tidy your cables!

Harvester is thirsty!

Thanks Reg!

I understand that is now de rigeur to make references to "The Lady Garden" !!!

Classical Drama

From ladies' bits to blasphemy - anything goes tonight!

We can discuss this too!  :-)

Breast feeding too!

This guy has it absolutely made!

Never kiss a fish! - You don't know where he's been!

How about a little treat

It is fashionable to put English logos on clothing, but they have no idea what it means!

Try this for size...

Oh! Look - a Friesian...............sheep?

The Health Inspector called and told her that everything had to be labelled,

the inspector asked what was in that, she said nothing so she labelled it anyway...

Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

An interesting guide to the size of Planets and Stars........mind boggling!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering cloud and patchy rain should clear by mid morning. Gradually becoming brighter with some sunshine for the afternoon. It will be much warmer. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people in Harwich today, call outs and odd jobs filled the day. Now I am at the old iMac digging as usual for a good crop of dubious humour, which it is hoped will tittilate your funny muscles!

Lavatorial humour!

The Duke, sorts out those cyclists who could possibly have had dubious tests!

Thanks Gloria!





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Now before you judge - he's just testing a bicycle seat OK?

At the Safari Park, this monkey is having a stare off with the teddy!

No it isn't the alien invasion, these are Danish Special Forces!

Double Trouble!

Thanks Gloria!

Karma!

Meanwhile the Cousins "Do Safety" !!!

Depends on the girl - I guess!

Today it was really hot in Arizona!!!

The age of miracles is not past!

Thanks Mags!

Special Diet!

Thanks Mags - again!

Now Ladies!!!

Thanks Mags - yet again!

Cards...

Thanks Robert!

I think this is stupid, in many parts of the World it is considered perfectly normal,

In the prudish English speaking world - it seems to be taboo!

Thanks Robert - again!

 Look at his cache!

At least the gates of Hell are wheelchair friendly!!!

John F's Joke

Thanks John!

Happens to the best of us!

They still won't go away - little b*ggers!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly cloudy with perhaps some showery rain, mainly during the morning. A little brighter and warmer into the afternoon with some sunshine. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.