Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a good but busy day. After my walk in a brisk NE wind I was straight in to a virussed laptop, I am winning with that one, but now two more have arrived! Hey Ho! no time to vegetate!

Now I have dug up some more pictorial mirth - just for you!

This little lady is really into conducting the choir!

Thanks Rita!









We've seen the Sand Beeste before, but here  are some new variations...

Thanks Klaus!






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Concerns Facebook!

Thanks Jeanette!

Underwater weirdness!

Hmmm! Not one to admit their mistakes!

Nothing to say except.....Goat in the living room?

Coke Camouflage!

Solar collector in the Mojave desert

Canoists tackle an aqueduct in Wales

This beautiful motorbike is made entirely of spoons......

why you might ask!

Ha Ha! The German cops put a ticket on this artwork!

As is often the case having been to IKEA, they over estimated their car's capacity!

It's NL BTW!

Now Drones can be very useful but keeping baby off the furniture may be a step too far!

You have a lodger!

OK Cows can insert their tongues into their noses, but.........

Yes - you're lovely, but you stink of fish now b*gger off!

Now I have seen many weird pictures on my wanderings through cyberspace,

but never this......It says "The defication before conference"

So whether it's symbolic or real I'm not sure....

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Geoff!

Now for a change - how about a few 

good old fashioned Animated Gifs?

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early mist and fog will clear through the morning to leave a dry, fine day with winds continuing to ease and plenty of warm sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Summer has returned to our neck of the woods, another great day. Busy as ever with visits to health centre, bank and friends to introduce them to the wonders of Facebook. Now I sit before a blank canvas, hoping for inspiration! - Will it come?

Aaaar! Jim Lad! Whoops!

Thanks Claudia!






How Irish dancing may have started!

Thanks Gloria!




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Some say clever marketing - I say swindle!

The only slogan I can think of is......"Ho Ho Ho"!

Surely not!

I'm filling bottles as I speak!

Grandad photobombs the little poser

In the words of the motto...........

In order to impress our friends, and not wanting to

 sit up half the night we resorted to this!

The Lady isn't impressed!

Thanks Susi!

Need for speed!

It is good most of the time......

Boobs forever!!!

Too true to be funny!

Now everyone how do you think that he will demonstrate this toy to his wife?

I can only see the other sort!

Oh! Lordy it looks just like an.............

Planet of the........

LOL!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Exorcism - not what you think!

Thanks Klaus!







Neat idea!

Thanks Pamela!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any mist or low cloud will soon clear leaving a dry day with patchy cloud and plenty of sunshine. By the afternoon it will feel warm again in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We "did" Colchester today, I called on my old buddies at the Computer Shop, and then we ran the full gamut of....M & S, Waitrose and Tesco. I arrived home with my legs worn down to the knees, but we can now survive a siege! Now I have recovered sufficiently to have a good go at producing a workable blog!

Rolling along the highway, Glenn comes on the radio, what's not to like!

Thanks Vanessa!





As an old Scout, I really really want one of these!

Thanks Jamie!




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Here's how the girls in the office, hide their secret chocolate stash!

You're a family man now my son!

Some of the more intellectual products on sale in Walmart..

As an engineer, he is oblivious to the traffic, while driving his traction engine around the streets!

Bless that caller ID!

Introducing the Dilophosaurus

What a way to go!

Looks beautiful - but deadly!

Agreed!

Thanks Susi and Mags!

Oooh! What a cruel Chip Shop!

Another rip in the Space time continuum!

What is the collective pronoun for  Buddist Monks?

An Om perhaps!!!

On the ferry to Tasmania, it could be that the crew will be dispensing sick bags this trip!

The police rapidly find the source of the distraction that caused the collision!

Oh! Lordy!

The trainee doctors will have their little pranks!

This little girl with her toy rod shows Daddy how it's done!

I'm not too sure what's going on here.....

Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any mist or low cloud will clear to leave a dry, breezy day with patchy cloud and sunny spells. Sheltered from the breeze, it will feel warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful sunny Autumn day today, the temperature reached a heady 18c! Now I must concentrate on fossicking around the nether regions for a bit more fun stuff with which to entertain you! BTW this blog is number 1034, my how time flies!

How about a bit of animal chums schmalz for starters!

Drones are amazing - in the right hands, but animals do not like them....

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Yes strange isn't it!!!

I could start making Mother-in-Law jokes, but mine's flown off on hers so maybe I shouldn't

Wow!

Hmm! - Always!

Dearly beloved, before we start, perhaps I should tell you about the birds and bees!

Oh! No.............no no no no no no!

Yes that could help under certain situations!

Do as I say - not do as I do!

When I was seven this would have been my ultimate achievement!

Dear friend Neil - this is especially for you!

Yes you've already guessed they're all condoms, but orange ?????

Oldie under a new guise!

John's Joke
Thanks John!





Baby Einstein!

The showering turtle shuffle!

Thanks Mags and Susi!








Harwich Weather for Monday

After a cold start, it will be another dry, fine and warm day with plenty of sunshine. It will be breezy at times during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.