Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lovely spring day today. We worked in the garden until creaking joints forced a retirement. PM there was a "Death in Paradise-athon" on, been on all afternoon and all night as far as I can see. We enjoy crime mysteries! Now I will  do my best to amuse as always.....

This is very clever - creating a movie from old photographs!

Thanks Martin!










For me I'm told it was coal!

Thanks Jamie!









Moving house are we?

It would appear that he likes his cake!

OK fill her up mate! 400 gallons please!

Putting a dampener on the Wedding!

Budget selfie stick

Redneck Aircon

Jigsaw nightmare!

Now that is what I call a CAKE!

Clever Dad! Batmobile pushchair!

The things a chap will do for his chum!

Is this the perpetrator making a getaway?

Love this!

 Thanks Derek!






Tee Hee!

We remember it well!

Thanks Susi!






Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








I wonder how many times.........

Little swine!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A good deal of cloud with spells of rain, occasionally heavy and feeling cold in the breeze. South Easterly winds 16mph, gusting 26mph  Min 7c  Max 15c

Chance of rain 99%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hi! We're early today, because we have friends coming in this evening, so won't have time later. Hope you enjoy today's edition!

There are high dives and then there are suicidal high dives!

Oklahoma city, by the pool!

Not sure about this.........maybe he's hiding something!

Dog "What do you think of the driving cat? " - Cat "  "

The cake baker took this literally!

They always do things big in Russia!

Now this is novel! Just because you can doesn't mean you must!

Smart with matching boat - I wouldn't want to go far in that!

They must have a BIG job on!

Meet the pack.......hey wait a minute!

A trifle ostentatious - and heavy too I guess1

Guerilla knitters are out again!

OK we know it's not as big as we would wish!!!

He turned on the hotel room light and looked up......

Here's how they unload potatoes in Oklahoma!

Where the packaging is a LIE!

What's this? Oh! It's a baby croc asleep in top of a frog!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Mags!







Now for a few more good 'ol Animated gifs...

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Fine and dry following a frosty start. Plenty of sunshine throughout. South Easterly winds 14mph, gusting 31mph  min 1c  Max 11c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is here, the weatherman says it's a very mixed picture, but that's the wonder old England! So you will have plenty of time to enjoy, those things that I have in store for you!

Please Enjoy!

This is not new, but this guy is funny!

This is good but with very bad language be warned!

Yes it is!

Yet another Great Truth!

 Thanks Gloria!






The World's biggest leek!

Oh! Come on! - For goodness sake!!!!!

I can't mime a slogan for this one!

Thanks Martin & Susi!






Nice slogan
(The boys will know the real meaning!)

Be happy laugh at life!

Trust me these two didn't come from the same family!

Dyslexia rules KO!
(and I should know!)

Thanks Stanley!






It is inevitable - you will be ticketed!

Remember these horrid little things! They are made if I remember
 from potassium iodide , and explode on contact.
This is pure evil!

This cat knows that it is going to be smothered!

What a state to be in!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










This is a clever idea syncing Charleston with modern music - it seems to work!

Kite surfing Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Overnight rain clearing to leave a mostly dry and sunny day. Small risk of an afternoon shower. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph  Min 6c  Max 10c  Chance of rain 95%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping your week is going well! Thanks to you good folk we just passed 182,000 hits! Now we shall try to find more fun stuff for your delectation!

Cock your leg? Why not cock both?
Dedicated to my mate Dave (The pug down the road)

The Streaker - with a twist!

Thanks Derek!










Michaelangelbro!

Cosplay re-enactment.... but in London?
Where's the grassy knoll?

Goddess - this is especially for you!
(Hysterectomy cake)

I keep saying no more American election, but this one's good!

How things have changed!

Bubblewrap - the stress reducer!

 Thanks Mags and Susi!






Boinggggg!

He may be a great fun teacher - but he can't teach grammar!

He bought a typewriter at auction, when he opened it........!

Ha Ha - FBI - Ha Ha!

They move amongst us!

That's what Grandads do!

His only claim to fame!

Er....Mr Baker - have you lost anything?

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Remember that stupid song about what the fox says?
Here's what he really says!

Harwich Weather for Friday!

Largely dry with spells of sunshine. Showers or longer spells of rain likely overnight into Saturday. South Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph  Min 4c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 30%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.