Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apart from a few spits and spots, it was a nice day today. I spent most of the day fighting a virused up computer, with a little interlude visiting the Health Centre. What a life! Now I am ferreting around the nether regions for more material which I hope will lighten your day!

This from Israel, it is called Circles - I thought it was rather clever!

Girls falling over - how good is that?

Thanks Klaus!










He's split from Mary - soooo!

Philosophical Label

This worker is having a bad day!

Relax and smell the flowers!

Thanks Gloria!






This calculus Lecturer is just a tad too pedantic!

Sometimes Jeans and a T shirt just don't cut it!
(Ade Edmondson)

Look at the date - he was way ahead!

I saw these and I was Hungry Like a Wolf !

In the street she looks petite, in the gym - she's a Power Lifter!

Now for a lesson Girls and Boys......
especially our Cousins.....!

Ball for slicers !

OK - if you say so!

Should have taken a cab home last night alcoholic git!

I assume he or she's a vet?

Notice they are duplicitous even at this age!

Gentle vandalism of the yoyo kind!

If you are scared of heights look away now!
(I'm told this is not vertigo!)

Watch closely - need the loo yet?

Thanks Klaus!







Wow! Watch that old boy go!

Dog scooter racing - what's not to like!

Harwich Weather for Thursday!

Early fog clearing to leave a generally dry and sunny day. Showers are likely during the evening, merging into a spell of heavier rain overnight into Friday. Southerly winds 7mph, gusting 15mph  Min 7c  Max 15c Chance of rain 60%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had genuine April showers today, dark skies and then bright sunshine, for a few minutes. Now it is time once again to delve into my Funny Cellar for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Tee hee great fun!

Not sure about things that say "Most Funny"! Judge for yourselves!

"Necessity is the mother" etc...

A bear at the wedding? - Must be Russia!

Poor old Mark!

How to give somebody a heart attack - with a hairclip!

He visited the Grand Canyon, his special wish,......but....

There are Idiots - and then there are Damned Idiots!

Disgruntled purchaser!

I think this was posed.....

Another First World problem!

Or you do as you're told!

She hasn't noticed "Pig face" yet!

The boys are calling "Behind you!"

Coco always has the right slogan!

No Jokes tonight - so boys - we'll have a Mancave!

More generously proportioned Russians

More old Animated gifs

Look out - there's a cable.....

Birthday boy!

Chain reaction!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The odd shower, but most places dry and bright with sunny intervals. Southerly winds 6mph, gusting 12mph  Min 4c  Max 14c  Chance of rain 30%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Day out to the mall today - I was ordered to buy a new suit - the old one had shrunk in the wardrobe! Mission was a success, with a hole in my bank balance - but hey! Now it is time once again for me to try very hard to entertain, with more new fun material - just for you!

Helium Beer

Thanks Derek!
















Autonomous cars are here (almost) here one avoids a crash

Continental people please note... We win the argument!!!

They couldn't find the cat at bedtime, at last they found him on top
of the kitchen cabinet asleep in the wok!

She's doing it right!

You always get the truth from kids!

Removal men - weep, they can DIY!

Brilliant carving of a frog in agate

Flashing brought up to date!

Thanks Derek!






Pleonasms on Pleonasms...

Shhhhhhhhh!

This young man smiles as he photographs the Golden Gate bridge for the first time,
he won't notice his mistake until he gets home...

The debate rages on the other side of the pond too!

Many maps are like this, we can't talk, our maps used to be 50% pink!

Ref the breast feeding pic above - in Germany they don't care about it...

 Thanks Klaus!







No translation needed!

 Thanks again Klaus!






That's his story!

This is a mirror cake - yum yum!

Oh! Dad!

Like most male mammals!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!









It's a bit long, but super pictures of our wonderful home!

Thanks Bill!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Sunshine and showers, locally heavy and thundery from late morning. Southerly winds 9mph, gusting 16mph  Min 7c  Max 14c chance of rain 70%
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks to you we just passed 183,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.