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Saturday, 16 April 2016

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Typical April weather today - sunshine and showers. We had our fence fixed, a victim of a storm a few weeks back. I have spent some time in the Funny archive, selecting choice bits and bobs which hopefully will amuse, especially for you!






Just a little Awww! Moment...











The Ducks think Tibbles is Mum!











Disney had a sadistic streak!











Treble Bagel!









This farm is where they grow the Trump toupees!








The kids kept stealing this sign, so they responded....








Advice!








Ha Ha! - No good for me!








Adrian Shine, Looking just like a Loch Ness Society manager should look!








Ha! Try the Internet in SE UK!








Love the Cousin's Slogans!








Today's Philosophical thought








Rotten tree trunk with toadstools







Wise words from a young mouth!








Tee Hee, this is the £30,000 question!
(possibly D!)








This is a glass Murrine, when sliced up the pieces sell for $5000!








Kate is not confident of William's archery!








Another Truth!








He took his kid to Walmart!








See! - They do do irony!









Good but just a little evil!


Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Sunday








High pressure will bring the start of a lengthy spell of dry and settled weather to the district. A little less cold than Saturday. North Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 15mph  Min1c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Friday, 15 April 2016

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Congratulations to you, who have helped the blog pass 184,000 hits! We had a soaking wet day today, which forced me to concentrate on digging up more funny stuff, in between vacuuming that is! Now sit back and enjoy my today's effort!





Now this I like! My boys will be inspired too!













A small town in Chile - this guy can play!









Now you know why it's called the U bahn!











Canadian vandalism!








With the Hay Fever season soon to be here.....








Canadian police meditate before going on duty!








Must be downtown Jo'burg!!!








They had this little hailstorm in Texas!








Er.....Yes! - It is bl**dy big!!!

Thanks Carolina!






Behind you!

Thanks Derek!






They left the lawn sprinklers on and it froze!.....








This could quite possibly be me!








No Guns! - Ha Ha - Merica!!!!








She looks how I feel at the supermarket!








Undertaker with a good sense of humour!







Oldie but Goodee!








No Alcohol allowed at the event!








Is it me or is the blouse slightly inappropriate?








Meet the Australian cameraman!








In San Francisco there are many types of people - some are crazy!








I guess this is a water tower, but it resembles a jettisoned rocket nose cone!








Extreme shaving!







JOKES
A really good crop tonight!
Thanks Chaps!







Just a few more gifs




























Harwich Weather for Saturday!










Sunshine and showers, these possibly heavy and thundery by the afternoon. Feeling noticeably cooler. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph  Min 6c  Max 9c  Chance of rain 40%   Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, When I walked along the promenade this morning it was almost hot! We are told that this will not last however. Derek, who is one of the Blog's contributors of jokes and pictures, sent me an especially interesting clip which is shown below...




Inviting big, exotic animals inside probably wasn't the plan when the Mfuwe Lodge was built in Zambia in 1998, but that’s what wound up happening.  The lodge surrounds a mango tree that a local group of elephants likes to feed on and sits on the path they traditionally used to get to it.  When Mfuwe opened for business, the elephants made it clear they had no intention of changing their route.  They walked in like they owned the place, shuffled through the lobby and out into the courtyard to feast on mangoes.

 
The spectacle, no doubt concerning to whoever was working the reception desk the first time it happened, has become one of the lodge’s main draws, and attracts crowds of tourists every year.  According to the lodge, the group that makes the annual stroll through the lobby includes three generations of one elephant family, including their matriarch “Wonky Tusk” and the young “Lord Wellington,” who was born on the lodge grounds in 2009.

 
Wildlife cameraman Nathan Pilcher recently went to Mfuwe to see the elephants for himself, and you can watch his short movie --- December 14, 2015.









There's a series of clips on the Internet "Putting things in a hydraulic press". This one is
Rubber Duck and monster......











Another acrophobia picture!










His dog is weird he always cr*ps on the roof!









Insulation +10  Endurance +10   Acceleration -10 !!!








Never, I mean never tell a flashmob to form up as 55!








Clever product placement!








Alien Monster? - No its a virus under an electron microscope!








Scaffolding on an Asian high rise - and yes it's all bamboo!








I'm over 50 - just!

 Thanks Arthur!







What happens when a pipe bursts on the car wash soap machine!








I'm quite sure the second comment will stop them!








Little Bastards!

Thanks Derek!






Many can say this!

Thanks again Derek!







As one ages, priorities change!








Tee Hee - Love it!








Siri is a smart arse!








This is Kelly Kapowski - there are 25 years between thes pictures!








Is it not the case that most English chaps fit the bill?








IT Perfectionist.....I wish that the back of my computers looked like this!!!








Clever page marking device








That you Harry?








My Promise to you - no more American election pics.....








His Impossible Dream!!!







Derek's Jokes
Thanks again Derek!







How about a water jet so powerful it can cut a maglite in half!








Harwich Weather for Friday








Rain slowly clearing to brighter conditions. The best of any sunshine during the afternoon and early evening. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 24mph  Min 9c  Max 14c Chance of rain 99% rainfall 6mm
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.