}

Friday, 22 February 2019

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I didn't achieve very much today! my back is still poorly, so that was a good excuse to be lazy. However I did find a few more pictures with which to entertain!







100 years of selective breeding - Is this progress?













Freddy Starr gives Robson Green a hard time!















Hacking in to your work mates' computer can be fun!














Tonight's Caption Competition!












These kids completely blocked a crossroads with a gigantic snowball!













Yes but was it really worth it???












I find this mildly creepy!














This is a great piece of work, but sorry I find it tacky!














Another Cousins' slogan!















Well now............................












Look closely! Ooh!














Too true to be funny!!!













Another Great Truth!












Yes that's us!

 Thanks Gloria!











The Road Men found a perfectly preserved Roman road.........!














You have to be British to get this one!















I'm glad I'm not in the cinema next to him!














He seems to be really enjoying this!












This is worth a look!
Thanks Gloria!









Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a dull and misty start with patchy fog, it should slowly brighten up during the day with sunshine by the afternoon. Mild once more.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




Thursday, 21 February 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another super day here today, I am hoping that this is not Summer and we will have snow in July! Went to town, and then took a small trip to Manningtree, and succeeded in doing the round trip just on battery - saves on the gas! Now for more pictures and stuff which I hope will amuse!









This is very new and it's electric!




It's called a Seabubble!












You can't beat the oldies!


Thanks Gloria - sorry this isn't your exact clip, but I couldn't find it.


















Someone with too much time on his hands!













He took a sneaky pic in the Sistine Chapel - will he go to Hell?













I'm betting that this tree gets smacked very often!















A bank vault being demolished - they didn't skimp on the reinforcement!














That's nice!!!












The traffic control man is at it again!














We've all been here!















True, but I still carry an atlas in the car!














Woaaaaaaaah!
















Big Sister is watching you!














Hilarious - during Prohibition, Churchill obtained a doctor's note to enable him to drink!














Someone had an interesting Valentine's!













And this is a personalised plate???













Rover is being indognito!















Temper Timothy!












In my day they were propelled by pedals!












Harwich Weather for Friday

Another dry, mild day with early low cloud clearing to brighter or sunny spells. However, fog patches perhaps persisting in places, leading to a cooler feel.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.









Wednesday, 20 February 2019

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, This is edition number 2100! I sometimes wonder how much longer I will be able to keep it going, we shall see. Spent the morning taking out old neighbour's gas cooker to the dump with the help of son Matt - it nearly killed me and I am now creeping about like a penguin! Here are your funnies!







Nothing to say!




Thanks Klaus!













Have you heard the one about..............!












Pranks on Uncle!














Heavy metal!
















During the thunderstorm he was found in the cupboard with his friend for support!















Not sure who won!













Her Maj at Eighteen













These bears seem to be about to disco dance!













He snored so loudly he woke himself, so he wrapped a scarf round his head,
and from then just made a low growling sound!













Now in Thailand if you decide to have a Kin Jong Un or a Trump haircut  - it's free!














Despite my despair it seems that kindness is not totally dead!
















I don't know who wrote this, but in UK we cannot understand a word!!!














Well, the sky is blue and there's a palm tree so I guess it's good to be alive!













His flight left over an hour ago!












Hey you! - Hand over your drugs!













The birthday boys get - cupcakes!












Whose a clever boy then?











I found this so clever, these portraits of faces are totally created by AI !





















Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and becoming mild with spells of sunshine. Dry with clear spells overnight, some dense fog patches by Friday morning.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.








Tuesday, 19 February 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, After a quick visit to town and the Health Centre, I did a few chores, (peace on the home front)... now I have selected the best of the bunch for your amusement tonight!







Nibbling an engine?














Back seat driver!


Thanks Derek!
















 Maybe they're sending you some business!













Please Dad don't flush!













Pious git! - Hogging the middle lane is an offense!












Message from the IT Crowd!













Never ! I said never!


Thanks Ann!













Uncle is learning Photoshop - his first effort!















On the boarder in Mexico!












Love the Cousins' slogans!














Best Photobomb ever!















Seen in a doctor's waiting room!












Ha Ha Ha!!!











How Mrs May earned the title "The Submarine"!!!












He turned it off and turned it on again - still didn't work!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday 

Dry and bright with spells of sunshine developing throughout the day. Mild with a brisk South-Westerly breeze. Dry overnight, though turning chilly inland.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.