Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked to the sea this morning, but the humidity got me, and I only managed half my normal distance! I came home feeling a bit woozy, so we fired up the aircon again. Quick trip to town pm for madam's hairdo, then back indoors! Now more fun pics with which to amuse....

I like Gingers too! 
(I married one!)

They look good and they play rather well too!

The traffic guy is having fun again!

Immigrants!

He paid for a hoarding, but they messed up with the file size!

(Ask for your money back matey)!!!

After 40 years this pilot left his company and joined Air Asia 

where his two daughters are pilots too!

We all have a junk drawer!

Now you mention it...........!

 The Shelby cops have joined Facebook!

By Banksy 2008!

They broke their statue of Zeus, now he looks as if he's just about to hurl a toilet roll!

Meet Captain Native America!

And he only wanted a sniff!

German irony!

Thanks Klaus!

In Oklahoma the drain covers have a a street map on them, 

the white spot shows where you are!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Thanks Pete!

Taken last night during a lightning flash at 2am!

Oh! Did I tell you that we've taken up camping..........!

Mr President did you hear that it is Boris?

Oh! It is him then!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Coastal parts of Essex are likely to stay mainly cloudy with showery rain at times. Drier further inland with bright spells and isolated showers. Much cooler than of late.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot hot hot today! Records broken for July in several places. Here 34c, so we huddled round the aircon for the second day running! Tomorrow is forecast to be considerably cooler. Now for more fun pictures - just for you!

Dark Knit?

Predictable ending!

Thanks Klaus!














Mum doesn't realise why her washing hasn't dried!

Realisation!

This is a British Joke...

Thanks Gloria!

At 90 years old she continues her art!

In UK it's the AA but we get it!

Another Great Truth!

Get it? - Ah!

How do you feel?

Someone "Accidentally" put dry ice in the toilet!

If you have a lip job and do a trout pout you will look like a baboon's arse!

Thanks Jackie!












In the UK yesterday.............!

Thanks John!










On his early morning walk he found this......!

Good tip!

One way to recycle a piano!

I guess that he was going to vote!

I'm not sure that they really talk like that!!!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Another hot, muggy day with scattered showers developing. Some of the showers may become thundery later.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another very hot day! We cowered indoors, and dug out the portable Air Conditioner for the first time for several years. It is cooling down a bit now, so I can concentrate on digging up a few more pictures just for you!

English ingenuity!

German inventiveness!

Thanks Klaus!











Bettering anarchy!

Conditioned reflex!

Worth a try!

I feel like that too!

Relax!

Thanks Derek!












Isn't that obvious???

Celebrate!

Stating the obvious!

Just - Boom!

Thanks Gloria!












Top of the list!

Thanks again Gloria!












Hmm - comes with age!

Thanks yet again Gloria!















He had difficulty breathing at night -
so he set up a camera - this is the result!

Hmmm! - It happened!

Thanks Stuart!










Rather inventive!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!











Nobody likes a smartass!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Exceptionally hot and humid. Dry and largely sunny with light winds throughout, although there is a chance of isolated thunderstorms later.

Maximum temperature: 36 deg C
Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's getting hotter every day! Today we had 28c, and by Thursday maybe 34c! So after having a walk along the promenade early, we spent most of the day sitting in front of fans! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Why do you ask?

Meanwhile in Ireland...

(I can make you cry!)

Thanks Klaus!













To commemorate the Moon landing - she baked a tart!

Never perform with animals or children!

Yes folks - that's our home!

Manners!

So we have - a monster, a buffoon and Benny Hill!

No It's not Al Quaeda - it's Al Gebra!!!

Poor Mr Potato head!

Thanks Barbara!










Ha Ha!!!

Thanks Brian!










It says "Beer isn't the answer, Beer is the question, Yes is the answer!

Donald on Immigrants!

Thanks Jackie!










Meet Mr Hummingbear!

Are you Photographing me? - Said the woman changing her baby's dirty nappy
 on clothing products for sale!

I can relate to this!

Fetching and handsome hairdo!

For cat lovers everywhere!

Thanks again Klaus!










The Good Samaritan!

Thanks Yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any early morning thunderstorms clearing Eastwards then largely sunny and feeling hot and humid by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 32 deg C
Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.