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Tuesday, 10 December 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was windy today, this evening almost gale force, our anemometer hit just short of 40mph in the last hour. I walked by the sea, and held onto my hat! The port of Felixstowe on the opposite side of the harbour from us was closed due to the strength of the wind. Now for a bit more fun stuff to lighten your mood!









Doctor "Do you get enough sleep? - Me !



Thanks Klaus!









Who is hunting whom?


Thanks again Klaus!













The languages classes compete for Christmas!













Chance of a lifetime!












I have no idea who this is - but hey!












The Useless Inventions Guy is back, this one is for people who are easily offended!













Ancient graffiti from old Harwich including the "Ghost Lady"












Not wishing to chance to luck!!!












His Cosplay in honour of Jonny Depp's characters - all of them!













Keep your head down!


Thanks Ann!











The Look!












French street art!













Elon Musk's Tesla Truck in the flesh - still doubtful!













Simples!


Thanks Gloria!











It says " Man if you turn your head you're dead!!!"


Thanks again Klaus!










She is in the building trade and when she's on site
 she eats her banana like this!












Oldie but Goodie!


Thanks Robert!











So on Thursday...........!


Thanks again Robert!













Meet the new Prime Minister of Finland!












Heeeeeelp!












Random act of Kindness!












You know what will happen!



Thanks Klaus!










How to change a Beetle fanbelt........Don't try this at home!



Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A sunny, but breezy morning. Some showers by the afternoon, heavy for a time though clearing to a dry and largely clear evening. A colder day.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.













Monday, 9 December 2019

Funnies for the new week



Dear Family and Friends, Today's edition is number 2360, I can't believe that there have been so many! Today was aged neighbour's shopping, and it was very windy. PM I was trying to set up a Raspberry Pi to do video looping, I just remembered that the last time I did that was 5 years ago, and after a couple of tries I found that I was using a faulty card, so a new one is on order! Now for more funnies - just for you!







Poor baby Jesus!












It will just slide down - no problem!


Thanks Klaus!















Nice bird!













The Cousins always do it big! He dug up a quartz crystal!












Iranian Embassy siege raised by the SAS  in 1980!













Another Great Truth!


Thanks Derek!










Gritty tale!












Happened to me but it was 4 wheels!














That moment!













Bioshock is a video game - this lady is the heroine!












Flat Earthers - Eat Dirt!!!












It says "Drive in and Enjoy!!!"


Thanks again Klaus!










An Orca riding a plane wing - Yeah right!













Road Runner is unwell!


Thanks Jamie!










She is thinking "Are they plotting to kill me?"













We do not prefer skinnies!


Thanks Robert!











Medieval Porn!











Clever lock to save you from leaving your stuff behind!












Poor Danny de Vito has no Christmas tree!














Golfing for cats!



Thanks again Klaus!










Naughty Naughty!


Thanks Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A windy and cloudy day with gales likely and outbreaks of rain throughout. A squally and heavy band of rain then moves Eastwards after dark.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 47 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Our weather station the wind hit 56.5 kmh this morning!



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.















Saturday, 7 December 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, As usual I walked along the promenade this morning, met some friends, and the joggers were much in evidence! Later helped Herself with the Christmas decorations, which I must say look rather nice! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!







Indeed now what!













Fantastic Aida - Naughty Ladies! 
















Give me a headline - any headline!!!













Disappointing!












Oh! Yes - The Cat Paradox......!













Grandad where's the channel scan???
















I'm sure you can!


Thanks Susi!











Embarrass them!













This took a minute!













Me when my hearing aid batteries are flat!










Yup - built for comfort not for speed me!











Not sure whether I should post this.....................!













Meanie!!!


Thanks Ann!










Sensible advice!


Thanks Paul!











Trump on Trump!












Clever back door decoration!














Don't we all dearie!!!

Thanks Susi!












Oh! I think I'm having a flush!












Cool Cat!














Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any cloud and rain will soon clear through the morning. All parts then enjoying sunny spells, but with scattered showers. Staying rather windy.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 36 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.