Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning I helped my across the road neighbour with his computer, I think we had a result! Coffee was drunk and we solved the problems of the world. Later I have been fiddling with my surveillance camera, trying to persuade it to work wirelessly - I shall beat the little swine in the end. Meanwhile here are your funny rations for tonight!

It says "Very visual, Less plastic for the environment - Ikea  have filled the ballroom with potatoes!"

Thanks Klaus!

A bit esoteric this - if you think about it too much!

Terse - he's always terse!

She told her dad - "Only one page for your speech please"

Elon's Cyber truck has competition from the Good 'Ol Boys!!!

It's called reproduction - Ha Ha!

Seriously.....

Warning Y'all!

Wow!

Unkind but up to a point understandable!

I hate those auto tills they take people's jobs!!!

Good interpretation!

Thanks Ann!










Front contender in the upcoming US elections!

I understand that this is all in the cause of art!!!

They are a lot smarter than we think!

Snuggle away!

Hmmm! No like that with our kiddies!

You don't get anywhere without a bit of cheek!

Seen in St Louis - another Great Truth!!!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










More Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!










Dino makes an entrance!

Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cold start with a few early showers, but any mist, fog and low cloud clearing to give some sunshine. Becoming windy later.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It wasn't too bad today, chilly and overcast but dry. We shopped for the 94 year old neighbour, and then went to Walton to buy Christmas food in Marks and Spencer. After lunch I spent a long time setting up a surveillance camera, tomorrow I will try to fix it up outside. Now for some Funnies chosen especially for you!

Poor Mummy and Daddy!!!

Just some carols on plastic pipes - by blue men!

I'll bet it's quite "High" too!

One can always dream!

Disgusting!!!

Woooosh!

Please pass on!

The female mind explained!

This year's Christmas tree in the Chem Lab!

We know the where, but what are the why and how???

Now that should get the beach cleaned up in double quick time!

Ha Ha! I guess its only decoration!

When she goes to work she looks like this
When she gets home she looks like that!

It says "A glass of wine is good for the health - the rest of the bottle is good for the morale!"

Thanks Robert!











Go the Omas!

In Oz they call this a Tsunami cloud!

Just Wow!!!

Thanks Klaus!










Wow again plus plus!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Rather cold generally with mostly light rain. Coastal areas more likely to see some heavier spells. Perhaps brighter inland later, but showery in coastal districts.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C
Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 12 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked this morning, it was bright, but the wind was icy. We visited our 94 year old neighbour, and suggested that she stay home for the next two shopping Mondays, as the Christmas Madness has already set in! People seem to buy enough food for a month, when the shops are closed for one day! Now for a bit more pictorial mirth!

Bwaaaaah!

A bit weird, but rather soothing!

The entrant number 19 gets 3 points for his cheek
 in the gingerbread house competition!

Time lapse of a bee hive

500kg Dinosaur bone found in France!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

What do we want???

Hmm!  Depends on how I feel at the time!

Take it to the chemists they will know!

Even though we do the Lotto!

What some of you deserve!!!

Thanks Ann!












The rail situation in Britain!

Thanks again Ann!











This miniature horse broke out of his paddock. The owner said he didn't want him back
so they now have him! His name is Lil Ben.

Will Smith - Then and Now!

In Denmark they have these bins by the side of the cycle tracks!

Boom Boom!

Maybe she's from Norfolk!

This happens to me most nights!!!

Tibbles is loving it!

Wondering why these two are laughing at one another!

Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be a dry day with many areas seeing good spells of sunshine, however it will turn cloudier during the late afternoon. Heavy rain arriving overnight into Tuesday.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.