Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's a grey, grey day here, so bad in fact that out "Dawn till Dusk" light stayed on all day! We're early tonight as we are out this evening. Hope you enjoy what I found...

If they got rid of all the morons.....someone etc!

Thanks Geoff!





This is  a fail, but the odds were almost too high!

Thanks Elena  (Ukraine)

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Everything stops for tea!

Thanks John F !

This must be a first!

I thought that I had seen everything but then...

Remember her? She's still at it!!!

Taking things a bit too seriously - can't end well!

A clever ploy!

This is just the thing that I am capable of !!!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

I wondered the same...

They are good aren't they?

We all know that feeling..

Tough luck John!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Starting mostly cloudy with patchy rain at times, but some hazy sunshine will gradually spread from the West through the day. It will feel cold, particularly in exposure to the brisk North-Easterly wind. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.44 am Thanks to you good folks we just passed 101,000 hits on the blog! Cheers! Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Having sworn never to go shopping in Colchester in December, today we needed to go! It wasn't too bad, but I am now sitting in front of a blank screen trying to remember what I am supposed to do next.........

These are the Window cleaners of the Burj Khalifa, so swallow a Stugeron or two and enjoy the ride!

Thanks Bill!

This is an ad, but a poignant one ........

Thanks Tony!

It is said that pigeons are stupid - I disagree!

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Perhaps we do get stronger as we age!

As well as learning to kayak, this young man is learning to check out ladies neckwear!

Er - nothing to say here..

Hey! I think that she's trying to shake your Castinettes!!!

Moron 0  Google 1   Well done Google!

That is what an old man called her!

At the end of Movember.....

Hey Boys! We were Boy Scouts, shall we offer to help the unfortunate girl tie her swimsuit?

Mini Micro Wheelie!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Oh Dear! Sorry they sneaked back again - this time with a cult pop song!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another mostly cloudy day, with some patchy rain or drizzle at times. It will feel cold, particularly in exposure to the freshening Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.43 am Thanks to Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, we had fog at first but then it cleared. I was commissioning a new computer for a friend, and that little 10 minute job took - most of the day. Meanwhile friends and family have been helping find more funny stuff just for you!

Schmalzy I know, dogs I know, Christmas I know...but Aaah!

This is just a bit weird!

Thanks Sandra  (D)





Christmas - a time of Peace and Goodwill!  -
Off the the anger management classes for you matey!

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Albert at his Philosophical best!

I didn't know until today Star Wars started on the Bayeux Tapestry!

Wherever this is - it must be England..

Thanks Mags!

God Save the Queen!

I don't know about you boys but I rather like freckles - the end!

 Another of those "Right place at the right time" pictures

Another of those "Right place at totally the wrong time" photos!

I think that maybe the broad shoulders are the give away!

Parents the World over will feel for this Mum!

And the Insurance premium is............?

Apparently the Councillors in Middlesborough have made a "Cock UP!"

Thanks Gloria  (NL)

I think that Google did a boo boo this time.....

This afternoon Helen noticed that our "Mr Cool" dustbin is wearing shades!

Meanwhile the cow looks on with murdeous intent!

Harwich weather for Monday

It will stay rather cloudy and mostly dry, apart from the odd spot of rain here and there. A few bright or sunny spells are possible during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.41 am

Thanks very much for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a nice day here today, mild and calm....I am trying to be the same while I ferret about for more cannon fodder - just for you folks!

Another kid with a bucket load of talent! Pump up the volume!

This is fun! Dancing through 100 years

My sons and I have done this 3 times, but not quite a quickly as this!

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In Mother Russia - they teach their children to be tough! -No compensation culture here!

Boys - I believe that we have all been here!

There have been times when I have almost phoned our Vicar for an exorcism!!!

They tell me this all the time!

Extracting the urine!

A similar thing happened to me at the Health Centre where I was trying to post our repeat prescriptions - The only good thing about it was that it gave the onlookers a good laugh!

Tee Hee!

I quote....."If they got rid of all the idiots - someone would create a new type of idiot" !!!!

Now this young lady has hit on a great idea!

In a nutshell - the religeous history of the world!

After "The Black Friday Riots" which disgusted many, this was brilliant - and has gone viral!

 Thanks Neil, and later Geoff!

A sad indictment of modern day Christmas!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Now I have sprayed my computer with DDT, blown it through with my compressor...but the little B*ggers keep coming back!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy for much of the day with limited bright spells or sunshine. Increasing risk of patchy rain and drizzle by the afternoon, this turning more widespread during the evening and overnight period. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.40 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.