Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, All quiet in Old Harwich today, lent a hand putting up the Christmas decorations, i.e mad scramble to find charged up batteries, and powerstrips to handle the upcoming huge drain on our power system! Hey Ho! - it only comes once a year!

So now I will attempt once again to entertain y'all...

How to embarass people - very quickly!

This is very clever - don't know how it's done, techy coders no doubt!

Thanks Martin (IL)

Johnny Cash passed away right? Maybe not when you hear this young lad!
(Bit long suggest you start at 1.30)

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Over the intercom you hear "This is your captain speaking and I am comletely naked"
What would you do?

Cover them up love - or they will freeze and drop off

Now I thought that the selfie stick was stupid, but how about these?

Mr Cool - not!

Do you have a naughty kiddie who keeps running off? 

There is a way to stop them - here's how!

Yup it's a Croissant!

Not much to say - they all do that!

Boys this is the absolute end.....end.....end !

Call in the Software man!

They say it is Decebal - I thought it was  Jabba the Hut !

Novel way to keep your beer cool, but how to retrieve it?

It's snowing I will wear a coat - Off to Walmart no doubt!

Lithuanian Joke 1

If a man's face is smeared with mayonnaise and vegetable salad-means he is drunk. And if a woman's face is smeared with salad on Christmas Eve-this is just a cosmetic mask.

Lithuanian Joke 2

Announcement: We are selling fried chickens in bulk. Any queries refer to the Board of Directors of the burnt chicken factory!

Thanks Rita (LT)

A couple of comments from FB

Inbox filled with Christmas Deals!!! and Gift Ideas!!!! Each one a ghost of Stupid Purchase Past.

I hugged Iron Man once, all the creases disappeared from my clothes.

I cannot do this....

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mostly cloudy first thing with the odd spot of rain here and there, but brighter conditions should soon break through with a dry and sunny afternoon expected. Strengthening North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 35 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.50 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we just passed 102,0000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We started with a white frost, but the temperature rose during the morning, I therefore ran out of excuses not to go and sweep the leaves. Still in Mr Niceguy mood I then took said leaves and a big pile of other detritus to our local recycling centre. Now more important work is afoot - Funny Stuff - just for you!

With typical Dutch ingenuity this guy found a novel way to sell his house!

Thanks Terry! (Teneriffe)






It is called "Photos Droles" - not much more to say!

Sorry more and more Christmas stuff creeping in!
You will be sent to Youtube for copyright reasons....please don't forget to return here!

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Name that WiFi !

The infuriating Auto correct!

Holy.........?

They can't be serious!

Does my bum look big in this?

Yes! - Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Prototype self driving car - do I want one?

Hmmm!

Not much to say here..

That figures...

Yup - you fell for it!

The Minions are back!

Thanks Mags!

Good Angle!

Thanks Mags 2 !

Yes it does!

In bed selfies.........hang on isn't that a spider.....

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

A bit more seasonal foolishness!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Overnight rain will slowly clear through the morning to leave a generally dry and bright day with spells of sunshine. Feeling considerably less cold than recent days. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 80 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.49 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a quieter day today, small shopping this morning and resurrecting a dead computer PM. I will use it together with my other three computers, as a number cruncher. I crunch numbers for Berkeley in California to help finding cures for Cancer, HIV and other diseases. They told me today that we are also now working on Ebola. No biological knowledge is necessary, it just runs in the background. If any of you are interested - mail me and I will set you up. - Now for the fun stuff......

Meet the Christmas Jumpers

Loo on the Death Star perhaps?

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That's Siblings for you!

Happens more than 50% of the time!

Maybe show this to your Grandchildren!

Unable to walk 5 yards.......

Entendre Double

Wise words to Wossy from Rich

Bwaaaaagggggghhhhh!

Er...........?

Award winning young designer created these - from scrunched divorce papers!

Phew!

They seem rather blunt in Moosejaw!

Now I will never work on printers - now you can see why!

(Edit - whoops - it's a shredder - same comment!)

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Sorry I thought that we were rid of that pesky Crazy Frog years ago..........but now!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly and bright start, but cloud will increase through the day perhaps with a few light showers. Still rather cold, especially if exposed to the North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.48 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very Wintry on the seafront today, fresh East wind...Tonight for a change I am trying something different - all movie clips. The only down side is if you have a slow internet connection the page may take a while to load.....please bear with me!

Turn on the lawn sprinkler in Winnipeg - and....

I'll name that song in..........5

The Good 'Ol Boys havin Fun!

Positive thinking!

Nice, young lady installs a cat flat for Tibbles

Remember the Chinese boy who made a moving collage to the tune "We didn't start the fire" ?
Well now another generation have reworked it.....

Thanks Mark!





Unless you live on another planet you will know that Star Wars is coming back next year, here the Troopers are getting into the Christmas mood!

Schmalzy - yes, but fun too!

They are harvesting Christmas trees, the pilot is amazing!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)





Amazing slo-mo of surfing

Thanks Stuart!





Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!



A Lot More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Friday

Some brightness expected to develop through the morning before cloudy skies return from the West bringing a short spell of rain. Perhaps some further brightness to end the day. Another cold day with temperatures struggling. Maximum temperature 6 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.47 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !