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Monday, 22 March 2021

Monday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny and quite warm, after walking by the sea, we worked in the garden, we cleaned up the algae on the paving. Now I am scrapping around to make up a respectable number of fun pictures for your amusement!





It is possible that I can make you cry!






Now that is quite some organ!














Controversial!


Thanks Derek!












Interpretation!


Thanks Geoff H!










On average.........!


Thanks Geoff!











It says "Treasure at the roundabout drive straight on!"


Thanks Klaus!










They walk amongst us!












If it was me I would approach climbing over the gate
 a little differently but I admire your attempt!










Moguls for bikes!











Boringly predictable!












Now think about this for a moment!
The bolts in the chair backs may give a teeny hint!











I get nauseous just looking at this!












Stephen Hawking warned of this - seriously!!!












One small incongruity!












Touch my whiskers and I will scratch your eyes out!!!











Sometimes there are alternative methods!












Me too!











Call that a knife? Granny's knife!












I guess that he is making some sort of statement!











Love this!











Towser caught in mid dig!












Ooh! The relief!!!











Street art with a moral!












Having a ponder!











Just cooling off!












The army are recruiting Ninjas!
He still has a pistol though!













Form an eggsactly straight line!












The con that will last for ever!













Towser has gone up the wall!












Slightly unkind but still funny!












Yet another alternative face covering - with drink capability!












Too many guns in America!
(They start 'em young!)













I'm sure that they do!












Now that Tibbles is 5 years old - he's been left on the shelf!













Lewis I think that you need a bit more exercise!










Yet again you've been Rickrolled!
















However this lady believes not!
 


















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another dry day with plenty of bright or sunny spells. Cloud amounts are likely to increase during the afternoon. Becoming breezy.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 14 miles per hour, gusting to 25 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:54

Sunset: 18:14

Moonrise: 10:19

Moonset: 02:56

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





Sunday, 21 March 2021

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a fair day today. I hurried to the boat to polish the boat's hull. A tedious job that has to be done. Had a lazy pm recovering from all that exercise, now for more fun stuff for your amusement!





Tibbles and friend!







The late Ronnie Barker at his best














A Jest!


Thanks Derek!










It's an issue!


Thanks Janet!











You can tell 'em anything!


Thanks Robert!











Or it is!


Thanks again Robert!











Absolutely!


Thanks yet again Robert!











Are you nibbling my pie Sir???











I presume they want contributions!











A female dog girl thing!












Could be handy for cutting your own toenails!











Is he joining or leaving!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












Ideal way to recycle old masks!











Novel play equipment!












Tom stair mat!












I guess that this is looking up a pylon!












Tibbles gets a ticket - but for what???











Thought for tonight!











Why not exercise while waiting for the lights!












Not sure what they're doing - 
that sow is never going to lactate!













Tonight's caption competition!












Could be close!!!











A slave to fashion!












Severe floods in OZ - so the boys break out the tinnies!












It depends how you interpret this!











This sign - appropriate or not???












Yes! Stick at it!












Too many guns in America - they're even giving them to the Ninjas!












Are they???











Snappy title!!!











Mmmm! Cozy!











Bridge challenge!


Thanks Derek!











Hair raising!!!


Thanks again Derek!















Harwich Weather for Monday

After a chilly start, a dry day follows with lengthy spells of sunshine. Fair weather cloud developing at times during the afternoon. Temperatures around average for the time of year.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:56

Sunset: 18:12

Moonrise: 09:32

Moonset: 01:57

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.