Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day. I went to the boat early and worked until lunch. PM was shopping at our friendly neighbourhood supermarket. Fortunately we chose the lunch hour and it was quiet. Now I have delved "Down There" again to try and find you the best of the bunch for your pictorial amusement!

BOGOF!

Meet Rich Hall, I am a fan!

Boom Boom!

Tibbles pigs out!

Mona through the last year!

Thanks Ann!

It's only politics!

Thanks Derek!

Agenda!

Thanks Hazel!

Meanwhile at the yoga class........!

Thanks Klaus!

My hero!

True especially now!

The Netherlands - land of Giants!!!

The word "Den" comes to mind!

Belonging to a close family!

Towser takes his human on a Caribbean holiday!

Ultrasound - it's great!

This lady planted this bush as a child, she is now 100 years old!

Wondering where they are going!

The answer is 3000!

I see irony here!

That ain't going to work pal!

Three horses!

Huge strata!

Funny! But these things are spreaders!

It's Official!

It's certainly inconsistant!

The face you pull if you have a urinary tract infection!

Liar - where have you been???

The Roadworks!

The protest cake!

Yes but none of the others have any life!

We all feel like this sometimes!

Recently seen - mutant horse! 

Correction!

Yes top topic!

Oldie but Goodie!

Up to 18 inches?????

That is a Filthy Thing - but I want one!!!

Tibbles has a fantasy curtain!

Stupid, you have to stand on the seat to pull up your pants!

An American dilemma!

Just give me the packet!

Too many guns in America, and flashing your chest changes nothing dearie!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

Just a brace tonight, but one Balcon is actually in France!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry morning with bright or sunny spells. Increasing cloud during the afternoon and evening may allow a few showers to develop.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:50

Sunset: 18:17

Moonrise: 12:30

Moonset: 04:28

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was fine, some sun, but still a chilly NW wind. I walked as usual, and soon after a new bed arrived. Fortunately the truck also contained three strong young Romanians who bundled it up stairs and assembled it in a few minutes. The strain of watching all this activity was such that I spent the afternoon collapsed in front of the TV! Here are your funnies.

How to make a tree look ridiculous in a few moments!

A little tale with a moral!

The Romans - and now!

Early Birds

Airports are training birds of prey to catch drones that stray onto their land!

Thanks Robert!

Fido to the rescue!

Thanks again Robert!

Boom Boom!

Thanks yet again Robert!

So Don't Do It!!!

Elementary my dear Tibbles!

Flying in from 4000 years ago!

Like it???

Not like kid's bedrooms in my day!

Towser is Batdog!

Now that is the question!

Accident prone!

How do you find your way home!

You weren't expecting that!

There is a volcano erupting in Iceland

He's always wanted to do that!

Well I never!

Now that's what I call a Birthday Cake!

I don't think he meant you to do that!!!

If you didn't have a migraine when you go in - 

you will when you come out!

This took a minute!!!

Those magic words!

I see irony here!!!

(Or is it clever marketing!)

For the Boys!

Balcons are like buses - first there are none

 and then they arrive in droves!

This is not what I expected to happen!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry, but cloudy start to the day. Outbreaks of light rain and drizzle are expected for the afternoon and the south-westerly winds will strengthen.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:52

Sunset: 18:16

Moonrise: 11:19

Moonset: 03:47

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.