Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, I was told today that there are only 10 days until Christmas............well I would never have guessed! I am trying to keep away from the marketing opportunities, but it isn't easy. Meanwhile I have been down into the Nether Regions for more pictorial fun - just for you!

More Xmas lights, this is a bit long, but try the first 2 minutes or so...

When I watched this I had no idea! - Tee Hee!

Thanks Klaus!







This is special, a very elegant Timelapse of Amsterdam

Thanks Gloria (NL)

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Wash your hands silly moo!

Just love the Cousin's slogans!

I remember!

Wait for the Bolt of Lightning!

Homie is on the attack!

Roar - like a mouse!

Sophie - you may be right!

Ha Ha! - we all do it girls!

2 out of 10 for initiative!

Must have been a blast!

In case you've been on another planet - Starwars is coming back!

Possibly contrived!

I'll bet they mean it too!

Yes King - it is a stupid name!

Jokes

Thanks chaps!

Surprise in the Supermarket!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely dry throughout daylight hours with bright or sunny spells. Cloud will increase from the West during the afternoon bringing rain and strengthening winds overnight into Wednesday. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.58 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, There was a hard frost this morning, but the sun came out and it had vanished by 0900. Now indoors in the warm trying to conjour up some original Funny Stuff - just for you!

Christmas lights again this time a popular anthem!

Quite weird - but clever!

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All fixed then...

Russian online dating fail 1

Russian online dating fail 2 

Christmas lights fail!

Yes a trap!

Santa Baby!

Thanks Mags

Oh! Yes! Totally spoiled!

There are some who may be brave enough to agree!

Let's go to the movies!

Should have gone to "You know who!"

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

I never knew that you could do this!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Apart from an isolated shower, the new working week starts dry with plenty of sunshine. Temperatures close to average in a light to moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.57 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The temperatures are continuing to trickle down, max 4c during the day, 0c tonight, but clear and bright.The Christmas juggernaut trundles on, its influence shows in the content tonight!

The Muppets are getting in on the act...

More lights - bit noisy this one but - the lights!

There you are strutting your stuff, when someone just has to spoil it!

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We Pirates all love Rum don't we boys?

Thanks Geoff!

Russian online dating fails....

The ultimate in tasteful gifts!

You have to live in UK to get this!

Thanks John F !

That's the lights sorted then!

Thanks Mags!

The smell of Fish?

The little B*ggers back again!

No idea what you mean....

Seems like a nice boy!

That's right dear - do your thing!

Now we will raise the tone, some Waltz music, courtesy of Mr Rieu

Lithuanian Joke

Three weeks after the wedding. Young wife crying calling her mother:-Mama, what to do. Here such a scandal-just awful! 
Mother replies  Chin up. Each family is the first disputes, conflicts. 
-Yes, I know this. And what do I do with the corpse? 

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another dry day is expected with plenty of sunshine and it will feel milder than recent days in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Patchy rain will arrive overnight into Monday and winds strengthening further. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.56 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks to you good folks, we just passed 103,0000 hits on the blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight is my 800th post on this humble blog - a milestone I guess! I'm on a bit of a "People of Walmart" vibe tonight - I'm never sure whether they are contrived, but the fact that most are taken from behind, indicates they may be genuine. Lastly in the run up to Christmas, I just can't resist Lights every night! - Enjoy!

From our cousins at Indian Creek..
(Slow to start suggest you go to 55 seconds!)

Another of those Mouse trap things this time "Page Turner"

Thanks John J !







My thoughts are between "Yuk!" and "Awwww!"

I was going to add witty comments to these, but you know - they speak for themselves - meet more People of Walmart!

Must just say - it's a man!

He's Just returned from Walmart!

And this is the absolute end!

This is German but you'll get the idea!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Following a frosty start, unbroken spells of sunshine and excellent visibility are expected for much of the day. Feeling cold in a moderate North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.56 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.