Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 8 July 2018

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Didn't achieve much today, it was too hot. Visited aged neighbour to check that she was OK, walked the seafront and enjoyed the sea breeze. Now back to the blog which I hope that you will enjoy!

Confused?

Dating profiles....

I see the neighbours are off on a short holiday!

Joker destroys movie poster!

One of the 90% !!!

Nuff said!

Another great truth!

Oldie but goodie!

Those London Transport Jokers are at it again!

Primadonna???

Another great Truth!

Whoops!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Derek!

What's that thing?

Thanks again Derek!

What's that thing 2!

Thanks yet again Derek!

This too is too true to be funny!

Troll! - but clever!

That's crisps to you and me........how'd they work that out?

The Photoshop Guy is back, the request was make this look more romantic!

Long may it continue!

Thanks Robert!

Nice try Kim!

You know cats always land on their feet? Well goats too!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Very warm or hot sunshine is expected and remaining dry. It will feel a little fresher along the coast with onshore breezes, especially around Clacton and Harwich.

Maximum temperature: 27 deg C

Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (Very High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 7 July 2018

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a great boat trip today, not very far, but v. enjoyable anyway. Now once again I have visited the nether regions to try and find more cannon fodder for your enjoyment!

Gandalf the Wizard of the Grey has slipped a bit!

It says mum finds more kids toys in the pool
(Just an excuse boys!)

He tried his own basin cut, but only succeeded in looking like a hairy toadstool!

The Air B & B host called and asked whether

they would mind sharing with some bulldog puppies!

Then 17 years later.......

Don't even try to think about it!

I know where you're coming from!

Honesty is the best policy!

It can't be.......is that the Zuck???

Hawaiian anti theft device!

Dads!!!

You can't find me!

Roger Miller lived here!

Thanks Robert!

He is trying to even up his tan in the lunch hour!

Fat chance!

Shock horror - 5ft squirrels invade!!!

Love it!

Market traders have a trick, they scratch a scary message on a banana.

When you get home you will find it as the skin goes brown!

One for you Donald !!!

Myth Busted!

Winner!

When you try to show off - it's inevitable!

Raffa retains his dignity!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry with any early patchy mist or fog soon clearing. Then sunny spells and becoming very warm for many places, but locally hot inland.

Maximum temperature: 29 deg C

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 8 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station reports 19.3c at 1930

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 6 July 2018

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am continuing to fix up my solar panel for the boat. We also had a quick shop for stores, and now I am concentrating on the screen to identify some best quality funnies - just for you!