Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped for Aunt this morning and had a short boat trip pm. Now home full of sea air - which makes you sleepy. before I nod off - here are your latest funny pictures!

Posy little devil!

The animals dancing to "Hello Summer"

Thanks Klaus!










Lines on the wall to help straight parking - great idea!

Love this - Belgian chocolate rusty tools!

Low down bums!

Pants!

Cheeky boy!

Ice cave in Iceland at sunset!

One Street in Montreal!

Abandoned wooden mask absorbed into a wasps' nest!

At his work a duck has laid eggs in a planter!

Grandma could I have some rice, I got my phone wet,
after a moment she produced this!

This could be me but I'm fatter!
Actually I have a "Farmer tan" - brown face, neck and fore arms the rest is like him!

Homeless jacuzzi!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

This guy dressed as the Death God chases riders with no helmets!

As a kid he loved to pull the heads off his sisters Barbie Dolls
and paint tiny faces on the stumps!

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs!

Thanks again Klaus!










Smart recovery response!

Harwich Weather  for Friday

Sunny spells through the day, but with showers in the afternoon, these locally heavy and thundery. Very warm inland, but coastal districts cooler with onshore breezes.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: East 5 mph, gusting 9 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Visited Colchester Hospital with aged neighbour for check up. Then visited another old friend whose computer was misbehaving, and PM Domestic Goddess to Opticians. Now back to lighter stuff, your fun stuff!

Over success for this spider - he's never going to eat that lot!

More mayhem from the Mockers!

Her Tamagochi died so they gave it a Viking funeral!

Italian Builders hold a demonstration!

Poverty led to kindness!

They arrived at the summit of Ben Nevis - only to be confronted by this chap!

We are living in hopes that he succeeds this time!

Thanks Geoff!










Mega Whoops!

You have been warned!

Thanks Mo!   










Siberia is very harsh, Freezing fog in Winter - Mosquitos in Summer!

Teresa should pop over to IKEA, her cabinet is falling to bits!

Thanks Prof Alice Roberts!










The ventilator in his bathroom wasn't very effective!

I dare you to tell them where you are!

More from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mostly dry with sunny spells developing through the morning. There is a risk of scattered, heavy and perhaps thundery showers during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We went to the post and the chemist, and after lunch to the boat to finish some jobs. Now It's up to me to do my best to entertain as ever!

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Enjoy!

Unusually he loves to have his picture taken!

Just had to giggle!

Thanks Klaus!








Warming!

There! Much better than stupid castles!

He drank this in Japan and painted it in New York!

I know how you feel!

 At the very beginning!

Thanks Antonina (Moscow)










Must be an Aussie pig!

Clever Google!

Fake News?

Thanks Gloria!









What the rest of the World thinks of the USA!

I never saw this before! - Owl with his legs crossed!

Diane really is sporty!

You have a valid point pal!

Staring into the flames.......

Village Idiot!

Tee Hee!

Euphemistic Bose Ad!

Oh! Lordy! Will it never end???

That really did blow his socks off!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a cloudy morning, warm sunny spells will develop in the afternoon, the best of these inland. Isolated light showers developing, but mostly dry with light onshore breezes.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: North-East 8 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 1945

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, There was a little bit of cloud today, which made things a bit more comfortable. Visited the charity shop, Lidl for basics and drove to Colchester to return my friend's computer. Now home again to produce some more fun stuff for your entertainment.

I have seen pictures of a fire rainbow before, 
but not as spectacular as this!

This dog can be described as "Blonde"!

Thanks Gloria!









Little wonder they can afford these!!!

When you've had it with the 90% who are cabbages - this is the property for you!

Nothing to say here!

Boom Boom!

He was cleaning up his table after buying a new one.
He now knows why his kids appeared to eat up all their broccoli!

Well done!

I'll bet they knew which address!

Don't know Groot?
Google is your friend!

Another truth!

This Lamborghini hit a parked car, too low!

It's German, but no translation necessary!

World's laziest poster designer!

Speaking from experience?......

When you leave for another job, it's an idea to leave something really spooky in your desk!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








Making success out of failure!

It's not only cats that have 9 lives!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry with sunny spells. Temperatures still warm inland, but feeling noticeably cooler than recently, especially on the coast with a light to moderate onshore breeze.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.