Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it wasn't quite so hot today, with a nice breeze. I have once again scoured the "Nether Regions" for more material with which to give you the opportunity for a little snigger!

When your human strokes another dog for too long!

Thanks Klaus!

Now for something completely different!
Apologies for the rather banal commentary!

The old IT man's trick!

That's me!

Very cool graffiti!

Poem for Oldies

The Ventriloquist and his dummy!

His Dad said cover the board with glue...........Big Mistake!

Arizona lightning strike!

Every picture tells a story!

Thanks Derek!












Exactly!

Thanks again Derek!











It says "Sometimes one must easily set one's priorities"!

Thanks Klaus!













The answer Your Maj - is thankfully Yes!

Thanks Jaini!










Suspicion is a terrible thing!

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Giant carving of a lion from a redwood!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves












Throwing water at Minus 20!

Thanks again Klaus!










Ta Da! - It's magic you know!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another fine day with plenty of warm sunshine and Another fine day with plenty of warm sunshine and with temperatures picking up once more. Still feeling fresher in coastal areas with afternoon sea breezes.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 3 (Low) temperatures picking up once more. Still feeling fresher in coastal areas with afternoon sea breezes.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 3 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it is the 1900th edition of the blog! I hope that you will enjoy it to 2000, then I will have to have a serious think of the future. meanwhile here are today's efforts for your amusement!








Eat a poacher!

Thanks Gloria








Rocking Welder!

Thanks Klaus!

Soaked!

From the beam on the wall it may be that an Alien abduction is about to begin!

How come???

At Last! Maybe the tide is beginning to turn!!!

It's all in the mind!

Dimble Brain!

 This lady just refuses to age!

The name is an amalgam of Analytical and Tech - I think they were ill advised!

Backhanded compliment!

Prima Donna!

Believe me - it's a cake!

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

Love to know what was said.......!

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly dry with sunny spells, however a chance of isolated light afternoon showers. Feeling noticeably fresher than recent days, although still warm.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day in the hot sun. Sweeping leaves, visiting the local recycling, but pm crashed in the chair in front of the TV until the temperature dropped . Now more fun stuff just for you!







Crocodile Handbag!

Love the Uke - Tribute to David Bowie

This Puerto Rican moth looks like a clown!

Tee Hee! - I have to confess in our auction rooms we had a WW1 shell used as a door stop.
 A member of the bomb squad visited one day and told us that it was live!
 He disarmed it for us and we used it for many years!

He added a little devil to his wardrobe door!

Then things got out of hand!!!

Making use of idiots in an advert!

You can guess that this guy has been working here for a very long time!

They swapped the mirror for this to make the clients feel better!

He wasn't expecting that!

And yes they now have your e-mail address - suckers!

Biter being bit!

His Mum messaged that she had a monkey licking the window,
he didn't believe her so she sent him this!

Know that feeling!

Thanks Derek!











"Tosser" with the meaning "One who throws things" - perhaps!

In Alexandria they have unearthed this stone coffin,
thought to be the heaviest ever found in Egypt!

Great Philosophy!

He used to be scared of heights. He went up there - took a photo,
now when he looks at it - he's terrified of heights!!!

On Trump's helicopter flight path to Blenheim Palace, this farmer made a crop circle
 which says "F*ck Trump - in Russian!!!

I hate these things and will not use them. I see irony here!

He screamed out when he looked down.........wait a minute...........!

Love the moves!

Thanks Klaus!









It's the Chinese accent you know!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early mist or fog patches soon clearing. Then largely sunny and becoming hot with patchy cloud through the afternoon. Slightly cooler along the coast as sea-breezes develop.

Maximum temperature: 29 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.