Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 8 January 2020

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Colchester Hospital with our 94 year old neighbour today. It was only a checkup, and she was told that she doesn't have to go again. Good news. Now I have struggled a bit with funny pictures tonight. it happens sometimes, and maybe mood has something to do with it, and I find many of them either too rude or to banal to publish. In any event I hope that they will make you smile!

That showed you!

Thanks Jamie!

Fascinating!

Now you see me now you don't!

Desolation!

Just - Bills!

Hmmm! - I won't say anything incriminating!!!

That was our time!

Thanks Ann!

I see that Planking is back!

It says "Let's try again after you've been on your diet!"

Thanks Klaus!

Happy Divorce cake!

I rest my case!

Thanks again Jamie!

Now a window in a plane loo may be luxury - but why???

It says "Hello Sweet" - "Old Crawler!"

Thanks again Klaus!

Really???

Now why didn't I think of that?

Another Great Truth!

Put yours away yet???

Mean but still funny!

Thanks Klaus!

Do not mess with Tibbles!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cloudier day expected. It should remain mostly dry with the cloud breaking at times to give some brightness. Strong winds through the morning, easing by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 7 January 2020

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day, I walked by the sea as usual, nattered with other old guys including Dave the pug. Next we boosted the profits of Lidl, stuff for the freezer etc. Now it is time to cobble together yet another plethora of pictorial fun - just for you!

Depends on the taste!

It is a trait of human nature that we laugh at others' misfortune!

Thanks Klaus!

Needs must the devil drive!

I can do that.........No! I mean.........Never mind!

Why do they bother?

Any time now!

Oh! The Luck of the Irish!

That's canine instinct!

Little children say what they see!!!

How about Orchestral music while you swim?

I know that feeling!

Thanks Gloria!

The useless inventions guy is back - this time it's mittens with a special hole
so one can give people "The Finger" !

This Australian Restaurant gives 10% discount for no phones!
Dad seems pleased!

The Thai Government just banned plastic bags in supermarkets -
the Thais are very inventive people!

There's a magnificent pair - of chimnies in the background!

Hey! Where did you get your driver's license? - Ebay?

Selective breeding........then.....!

Cow pats can be a hazard!

Thanks again Klaus!

I think I know where she's coming from!

Thanks Yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Probably brightest first thing with hazy sunshine possible. Becoming cloudier generally, however with rain spreading from the South later. Wet and windy overnight into Thursday.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 6 January 2020

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright but with a really raw wind today. First 94 year old neighbour to supermarket, then dashed home to thaw out! I didn't achieve much after that except fiddling with my many photos on the computer.

Now it is time once again to amuse you with more fun stuff which I and my able friends have dredged from that Internet thingy!
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