Thursday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, The day started wet, I walked with Roxy heading for the beach, by the end of the road it absolutely hammered down, so it was a quick trot round the car park! Later Roxy was collected and taken home. Now I have been lucky with several pictures from friends, and a goodly crop from the Internet. Enjoy them!

This happy chappy says Hi!

65 days to Christmas - thought you would like to hear that!!!

Eye Eye!

Thanks Geoff!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Thanks again Geoff!

Prosthesis!

Thanks yet again Geoff!

Tibbles replied..........!

Thanks Hazel!

Holy Tech!!!

Thanks again Hazel!

Battty!

Thanks yet again Hazel!

Thanks Will!

Thanks Neil!

The next five are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

Boom Tish!

Just Wow!!!

Hmmm! Not sure that happens!

Bad idea!

About right!

I was just thinking about.................!

I don't like Halloween - but I like this!

Sometimes the Cousins' spelling leaves a lot to be desired!

Just a bit philosophical this one!

Please don't make any waves!!!

Too many guns in America!

See what Grandma received for Christmas!!!!

No contest!

Not very subtle - funny though!

Towser is under the impression that he's a Koala!

Bin man with a sense of humour!

Don't blame him!

Make 'em pay Mum!

In Norway they can be a bit crazy!!!

Too many guns in America 2

(They're even using Tibbles as an RPG!)

This kangaroo walked into a bar........you finish it!

Toilet humour!

You may laugh Tibbles but you've plucked the curtains!

Out for a quick drag!

Rather defines this age!

Darth Vader gargoyle!

Who is wearing the pants around here?

Perhaps this very large girl is in Japan???

Kaboom Tish!

It wasn't me - honestly!!!

Inappropriate juxtaposition!

Arrr! Never known a night like it!

Nothing to say here!

Too many guns in America 3!!!!

This is very unkind!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Me waiting for the holiday to come!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Becoming breezy with patchy cloud and a few light showers. Winds easing through the late afternoon, and showers dying out during the evening.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: West 13 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:29

Sunset: 17:54

Moonrise: 18:22

Moonset: 08:12

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bright but windy day. Roxy had two walks by the seaside, and pm I decided to go to the boat and double the lines as we are in for several days of gusty winds. Now I am concentrating on the job in hand, and dredging up some more pictorial fun just for you!

*NEW* Garden Gnome porn!

The King performs - not too sure about the dancing ladies though!

Depends on how you pronounce it!!!

Thanks Ann!

Young people are not all bad!!!

Thanks Robert!

This could be classed as passive aggressive!

Thanks again Robert!

Prisoners - for sure!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Marge points to the right...is she a Republican???

Boom Tish!

Tibbles has a touch of the Dark Side!

The sign man is having his little bit of fun - again!

Love the way the penny farthing man waits at the lights!

Redneck mobile home complete with aircon and satellite dish!

In the North they are already having ice storms!!!

You go out into the wilds to commune with nature......

and some idiot starts projecting TV on a screen!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Mantis signs in to Tinder!

I'll leave it to you to figure this one out!

There's an old tale that when God created the dog he dropped all there arse holes. 

He put them on, but they were mixed up. So every dog is sniffing the others

 trying to find his own!!!

The Grim Reaper has taken up paddle boarding!

Medieval Jest!

Yes - that's what happens!

Cousin's spelling!

Towser is Birthday Boy today!

Wow a mega cookie! - Bit hard though!

We should continue to socially distance!

Dave is a tad displeased!

I wasn't going to post this - but I had to point out the spelling!

Dessert Sir? - Yes please !!!

Certainly true here in UK!

Towser says "What has been seen - cannot be unseen!"

Look carefully  there are more than one person in the picture!

Thanks Klaus!

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

She seems to have enjoyed it!

Tibbles however has had enough and is off!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early rain clearing, then colder and breezier but with bright or sunny spells. Scattered showers likely to develop, with coastal gales developing.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 17 miles per hour, gusting to 35 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:27

Sunset: 17:56

Moonrise: 18:08

Moonset: 07:00

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.