Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was another day like yesterday, breezy with rain threatened, but only a smattering. It is now time once again to delve into the nether regions for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!

A not too subtle gibe from the NYT!

If you ever get the chance visit this place - it is magical!
We've visited in the past, and it is evolving all the time!

Thanks Derek!








Wonderful blue sky........

Not a new idea! 2GB is tiny by today's standards

Give him a big hand! No give him three!

Yup! M/$ have killed off Paint!

Boobs.......love Boobs!

I have always been terrified of pressure cookers -
Here's why!

You are in an online game, you keep winning prizes,
this guy's got all of them!

His Granny has a new labelling machine!

There's always one who's a bit too enthusiastic!

Hello, sorry we shall have to keep your car a bit longer.......

Two Broken arms.......Hmmm!

I have suspected that something like this would be out soon! Maybe the next one will fold in four?

Another nail in the coffin of desktop computers!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Sunshine and showers, turning heavy for a time, but starting to ease late in the afternoon. Windy with a strengthening South-Westerly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 2

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A dull day with the odd drizzly bits. Went to the boat turned her round and scrubbed some of the vegetation off the stern. Now home late evening the sun came out. here are a few bits and pieces for your delectation....

The wheels appear to be starting to come off!

Early QI taking it out on Orientals

Right little romeo!

 A bit contrived - but clever!

The left door accurately describes what happened to the one on the right!

Nicholas Cage in Kazakh national dress!

Humorous medieval stone work!

One of the 90%!

 Thanks Derek!










1980s Fidget spinner!

Oh! Not parked by Chuck Norris then!

Thanks Klaus!









This carbon fibre rod was struck by lightning!
Good job he wasn't holding it at the time!

Can't judge a sausage by it's skin!

Thanks Musa!








Nicked for speeding - stuffs his face!

When you fall into deep snow, be glad you have a retriever!

Is Glitter a colour?

I guess Minneapolis - St. Paul?

At last you find a shop which sells your size!

Yes! It really does work!

Anti missile flares

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thickening cloud and outbreaks of rain will spread to all parts through the morning. The rain will be moderate in places, before clearing to the East during the early evening. Breezy.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 30 mph

UV Level: 3 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped this morning in the drizzle, and then watched TV pm. We were promised sun later - it never came. Now for more of the fun stuff, just for you!

The Moon being eclipsed by our.......Discworld?

Thanks to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett!

One of the better Blackadders

So Siri has a sense of humour!

I love the last one!

Sassy Mum!

Big Let Down!

Yup - He'll soon be out again!

This lizard laid eggs in his wall!

We've seen that Mugshot before!

In Australia the roads are so very long and straight
They play Trivia to try and keep you awake!

Of course - Oregon!.......?

That Snapchat went well!

Yup - one application, especially the walls and floor!

The WiFi in this Indian Airport!

Awww! Mind the wheels!

The pain of art!

Yes they do seem to deflate when they relax!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves






Hardly got wet!

Never ever ever!!!

Derek's Jokes!
Thanks Derek!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A much brighter day with lengthy spells of sunshine developing after a cloudy start. Feeling warmer with temperatures closer to normal. Light to moderate breeze.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 2 | Air Pollution: 3

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.